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in north sydney this morning my mum was at the lights and this wrx was reving and crap then took off, wheel spin etc... next set of lights my mum was next to him with my little brother in the car in his school uniform (typical mum scene)...

and the wrx launched it wheel spin etc... my mum floored it just to give my bro a thril... and they OWNED THE WRX :) he never even got infront of her :D

my bro said it was an STI :S maybe he is right...

w3rd up Gradenko!

i've made Ferrari 355's look bad with my WRX. My mate in his STi made a Lamborghini look bad after being provoked to say the following ... "hey mate, how about you show your bimbo girlfriend how slow my tinbox is".

the full story is here http://board.performanceforums.com/forums/...readid=67143998

moral? there is none...or maybe its not to mess with an AWD when its slippery :)

lesson of the story: always actually check the type of passenger who is sitting next to you at the lights :) If its not an undercover, then it could just be your motha :D. I've made that mistake before, seen a HSV and thought why not, then just as i'm ready to go see the kids in the back and realise - he ain't draggin ;)

E500 !!

You could smoke just about anything in that !

The only car that has ripped my friends rather seriously modded GTR was an E55 AMG - COMPREHENSIVELY ripped.

Don't mess with a big Benz - you'll get toasted !!

Smoked by your Mum - I bet he's not feeling like the Big Swinging D!ck when he left home... more like Captain Shrivel !!! cool story a5h, love it :elaugh:

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