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Having 4 wisdom teeth out then having your face swell up like a chipmonk!! All you can eat is jelly and custard meanwhile your family has god damn toasted chicken sandwiches next to you and the smell drives you insane! You can't yell and tell them off because you can't move your chipmonk face and the stiches in your jaws hurt too much to move. *HARUMPH* Oh and sleeping.... THERE ISN'T ANY!!

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Spiders! Hate spiders with a passion, almost as much as i hate flies, but after this they may just be front runner (kind of weird though, they say the enemy of your enemy is your friend... liars...)

Anyway, story, as i was driving home tonight along Murrumbateman rd i felt a slight brushing on my elbow which was resting against the door, the brushing continues so like an idiot i looked and theres one decent sized huntsman trying to crawl onto my arm. Naturally i panicked and swat at it which causes him to run onto the screen covering the dash cluster behind the steering wheel and out of my reach so i cant squash him, im trying to concentrate on the road (100km/h road, wet, windy, no shoulder to pull off onto and a truck is right behind me) and because im panicking (i really dont like spiders) im breathing faster which causes the windscreen to fog up, i figure the only way im getting the bastard and saving my car (this story is more dramatic then i thought haha) is to get him out of where he is so i start spitting at him... I keep missing him but finally he moves and runs onto the windscreen and out in the open... so then i punched him, mashing him all over the place, wish id gotten a pic of the scene afterwards but it was too dark and i wasnt waiting till the morning to clean the mess but just picture it... Mashed spider on the windscreen and spit on the steering wheel, gauge console and dash (should work on my aim incase this ever happens again) I really, really dont like spiders...

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People who bring toddlers or babys to the ANZAC Day Dawn Service!!!!!

It's a fu**ing silent experience and your stupid little 3 year old doesn't, and will never, get that!

You can tell me that you want them to get an understanding of the importance of the service but they are to young to understand and only fu** things up for everone else!

Truth is, your to fu**ing lazy to get someone to look atfer them at 5.30 in the morning (not like anyone would anyway) so you selfishly bring them along to cry and make noise and ruin it for everyone else!

There, that feels better! Now, I'm off to Sydney for a few days.....

Spiders! Hate spiders with a passion, almost as much as i hate flies, but after this they may just be front runner (kind of weird though, they say the enemy of your enemy is your friend... liars...)

Anyway, story, as i was driving home tonight along Murrumbateman rd i felt a slight brushing on my elbow which was resting against the door, the brushing continues so like an idiot i looked and theres one decent sized huntsman trying to crawl onto my arm. Naturally i panicked and swat at it which causes him to run onto the screen covering the dash cluster behind the steering wheel and out of my reach so i cant squash him, im trying to concentrate on the road (100km/h road, wet, windy, no shoulder to pull off onto and a truck is right behind me) and because im panicking (i really dont like spiders) im breathing faster which causes the windscreen to fog up, i figure the only way im getting the bastard and saving my car (this story is more dramatic then i thought haha) is to get him out of where he is so i start spitting at him... I keep missing him but finally he moves and runs onto the windscreen and out in the open... so then i punched him, mashing him all over the place, wish id gotten a pic of the scene afterwards but it was too dark and i wasnt waiting till the morning to clean the mess but just picture it... Mashed spider on the windscreen and spit on the steering wheel, gauge console and dash (should work on my aim incase this ever happens again) I really, really dont like spiders...

that is the funniest thing ive heard.spitting at spiders,huntsman of all spiders are harmless. you must really hate em

haha well how else do i get him to move, its behind the steering wheel and im on a windy road. It was a decent size aswell, bit smaller then a CD. Afraid of huntsman because i cant tell the difference between those and wolf spiders, you know the aggressive ones that jump at you and chase you... bastards... but all is better now.

Whatve they done to you champ?

Just struggling to make this deadline for autosalon and there always seems to be a new dillema at j racing each day that costs me more money, admittedly alot of the time its out of our hands but im sick of getting phone calls about that damn skyline.

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Sell it. seems to be the vibe round these parts :D

what grinds my gears:

f**kIN COMPUTERS!!!!!

So friggin annoying!!! im about the throw it out the window!!!!

Got a mate to build it from my old stuff and some stuff from another carcus. worked ok at his place, then he says oh theres not enough power cables to run the second HDD or the dvd burner, go to PC Fair and buy a piggy back cable. so i go to PC Fair buy a piggy back cable and unplug the power cable from the cd rom and chuck in the piggy back cable and plug it into the second HDD and cd rom. turn it on and i get some boot error message... ok so i call him up and his talking about Masters and slaves etc... this means nothing to me!!! in this case im completely illiterate!

so now ive bought a PC which mother board died, paid to get it fixed and built by a mate and follow his advice and doesnt turn on and now im stuck with a frigging paper weight!

f**kING COMPUTERS!!!!

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Remember mine - it was a date specifically for that purpose. Drive in movie (I'm dating myself here) and then off to a country road for the event. It was utterly unimpressive.
Sell it. seems to be the vibe round these parts :D

what grinds my gears:

f**kIN COMPUTERS!!!!!

So friggin annoying!!! im about the throw it out the window!!!!

Got a mate to build it from my old stuff and some stuff from another carcus. worked ok at his place, then he says oh theres not enough power cables to run the second HDD or the dvd burner, go to PC Fair and buy a piggy back cable. so i go to PC Fair buy a piggy back cable and unplug the power cable from the cd rom and chuck in the piggy back cable and plug it into the second HDD and cd rom. turn it on and i get some boot error message... ok so i call him up and his talking about Masters and slaves etc... this means nothing to me!!! in this case im completely illiterate!

so now ive bought a PC which mother board died, paid to get it fixed and built by a mate and follow his advice and doesnt turn on and now im stuck with a frigging paper weight!

f**kING COMPUTERS!!!!

i no your pain...hate themwith passion

Don’t you support computers beau you peanut :P

Master and slave refers to the hard drive's jumpers. SATA to my knowledge doesn’t use jumpers any more they are for your old school IDE hard drives. Basically make sure that your primary (hard drive with the OS) has the jumpers set to primary or cable select (primary preferred) and then confirm your other hard drive has them set to slave or cable select (again slave is better). Then make sure that the IDE cable that plugs into the hard drives are in the correct order again it should say on the mobo "0 and 1" or "1 and 2", common sense says plug your primary one into the lowest number eg 0 if it's present...

Enjoy :)

Don’t you support computers beau you peanut :P

Master and slave refers to the hard drive's jumpers. SATA to my knowledge doesn’t use jumpers any more they are for your old school IDE hard drives. Basically make sure that your primary (hard drive with the OS) has the jumpers set to primary or cable select (primary preferred) and then confirm your other hard drive has them set to slave or cable select (again slave is better). Then make sure that the IDE cable that plugs into the hard drives are in the correct order again it should say on the mobo "0 and 1" or "1 and 2", common sense says plug your primary one into the lowest number eg 0 if it's present...

Enjoy :)

I.T. geek... :laughing-smiley-014: !

Second Alex on his hatred of spiders. Cats and children are a close second(seriously...). After that,I'm fairly forgiving when it comes to the animal world. I've even been known to channel a bit of Steve himself when I get near a Taipan. Damn; what an impressive animal! Now, back on topic.

Lazy fashion sk8er boi wannabes. What the f**k is the G-O with deliberately showing of your ratty holey plain cotton stained underwear by wearing your pants tied too low around your upper thigh? Function? NONE. Form? NONE. Fashion? Sweet F.A. Jeezus. H. Christ they look like tools that can't dress themselves...

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