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You had for your license for how long before you lost it?

I don't normally think ill of you but this is ridiculous.

Since september so couple of months...

A. i'm anti-racing.. B. I don't speed normally..

If you can understand me corinne then you would know how hard it is etc..

I saw my doctor today and he said that the cheese in the mcdonalds might of caused it, he advisded me to write a letter etc etc.. no harm in that.. plus wink.. we all make mistakes.. don't tell me you've never either..

Hey guys,

I'm lactosentolerant which means no dairy or you'll be shitting like no tomorrow..

I was on my way to a party when i started to feel pains so i was racing to the nearest maccas (dural at the time) to use the toilet...................

Cop told me i was caught on video etc doing 100+ and said that they were running a defect inspection tonight and asked me to follow them to somewhere in showground.. we ended up in a garage and there i saw 2 supras, a skyine and a lancer all being defected by RTA inspectors.................

Not sure if this has been asked, but I CNBF reading 3 pages to find the answer

Did to shit your pants? (I do mean in the literal sense.)

You claim you were speeding to rush to the toilet; you get pulled over (making you more nervous), get inspected, and then get defected (making you more nervous again). Before the end of it you should have had the shit dribbling down the ends of your paints.

Or did they let you use the toilet first?

If not and you managed to hold it for an hour or so; then you're full of shit and deserve everything you got. Doing 107 in a 60 is just being a dickhead. You are not the only one to ever "bust to go". It happened to my mate, he didn't stop, and he wasn't doing over 40km/h over the limit. He kept driving, when they reached his house, he left the keys in the car, wallet on the roof, yelled out to the cop and ran for his front door. When he came out, he apologised and accepted any wrong doing, the cop laughed, said he understood and left (no fines, nothing). My mate was very lucky he was pulled over by a reasonable officer, especially with his "colourful" driving history; from his younger days.

and todays funniest post is

i had mcdonalds.. i have no idea how i got sick..

Hahaha I love that!!

Sorry to hear about your drama's, as already suggested pay the fines and think yourself lucky for the reduced charges. If the cops had found you having a crap on the side of the road I could see you contesting the resulting fine for medical reasons, but 100+ in a 60 zone no excuse will get you out of that one.

Edited by madbung

Well f**k.. I tried using your excuse tonight.. except without the lactose part =(

I should have gone down in style..

Cop: why were you going so fast?

Me: *slowly turns to face the cop* "I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

Cop: *bludgons me with maglight*

"That's 6 months" :action-smiley-069:

Now I just feel like shit.. rightly so I spose, no idea why it only hits me now that my actions were ignorant, and very selfish. A kick in the ass I needed.

ouch, sorry to hear man... That sucks..

"That's 6 months" :D

Now I just feel like shit.. rightly so I spose, no idea why it only hits me now that my actions were ignorant, and very selfish. A kick in the ass I needed.

:D:):action-smiley-069:

Dont worry sall good.. Think of the money you'll save!

Pay the fine ASAP get the banning over and done with.

wow intresting...

mcdonalds.. i have no idea how i got sick..

There is the answer right there!

Tough luck mate, But seriously sif drive around with the wheels sticking out past the guards! But all is not lost get the guards rolled and they will fit, I had those exact rims on my car for a while and the fitted nicelty under the rolled guard

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