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By Leewah,
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Bond for my money. Saw Casino Royale yesterday, best Bond movie in ages. I had my doubts about Daniel Craig as Bond but he is awesome, no more Brosnan crap! Back to basics was cool I reckon, very few gadgets, no Q, no Bond Theme music ( till right near the end )..... the move was better for it.

My thoughts exactly Rod. Back to basics Bond was awesome! No more saving the World from being blown up sh|te.

If you want to gadgets, go see a Matthew Broderick movie.

I would have liked to see the DBS a bit longer but all the recent Bond movies have had the car destroyed within 60 secs of driving.

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With such a legendary and excelent name as James, im gonna have to go Bond.

who can say no to fast cars, action packed life, the entire british governmont behind u, an unlimited supply of $$$ pretty much, n all those glamours godamn ... some ppl have it so hard i tell ya, so damn hard ...

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Bond is undoubtedly cooler.

Better cars, hotter women, and in several films, it was alluded that he had a 3-way. Did Jack ever accomplish the bedroom trifecta? I think not!

By this acheivement alone, Bond wins.

But factor in that when Jack takes a beating, he wakes up in some gutter or warehouse facility. In octopussy (and various other movies) when bond gets KO'd (usually be a suprise 'judo chop' from behind) he wakes up being cared for by a dozen or so nubile young lovelies.

Scantily clad young stunners > hospital/warehouse.

And finally, Bond drinks like a fish.

So he get's pissed, drives like a maniac, chases women whenever he can, ignores authority and often pruposely opposes it, understands cricket, can shoot can't seem to do much in the kitchen without burning stuff down, and the Yanks think he has a weird accent.

Hell, Bond could be an Aussie.

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we all know that Bond is cooler/sexier/classier/what not... but if it comes down to it, I'd want Jack watching my back - I'm all for shoot first/ask questions later...

besides I get to drive an Aston Martin in January as a Christmas present (YAY! *hopes for a vanquish s* :P), so Bond isn't soo special anymore :O

Hell, Bond could be an Aussie.

he was - George Lazenby... and he was the worst one to date...

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we all know that Bond is cooler/sexier/classier/what not... but if it comes down to it, I'd want Jack watching my back - I'm all for shoot first/ask questions later...

besides I get to drive an Aston Martin in January as a Christmas present (YAY! *hopes for a vanquish s* ;)), so Bond isn't soo special anymore :D

he was - George Lazenby... and he was the worst one to date...

I refuse to accept George Lazenby as an Aussie. He was shit as Bond, and married the chick. A definate no-no for Bond.

Marriage = no more 3 ways. (well, presumably anyway.) therefore Bond should batch it a while longer.

It's funny though, anyone who spent more than three days of their formative years in Australia, we adopt (or if they're cool and a kiwi) but if they screw up too bad, we never knew em.

Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, Russel Crowe...

Imagine Rusty as Bond! I can just see Q giving him the 'mobile phone of death' or villians slipping him a 'beat random people' drug.

Actually, it'd be pretty funny.

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