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i was at hungry jacks last nite in my car eating a cheeseburger when i felt somthing moving in my pants, then i felt somthing bit me on my calf, im like F()#$, and grab the area with my hand. i pull my pants up and wat do i find....a F#*%EN BEE JUST BIT ME. i dunno where the F it came from. it must have been in my pants for like 20 min cos i had a shower like 20 min b4 ....lol hurt for like 10 min then went away, not just got a red dot on my leg. lucky it didnt go all the way up n bite my balls lol.

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it was actually a interesting chain of events that lead up to the bee sting....i first went to drive through and asked for a 'regular cheseburger meal, and 2 4inch buns with tomato, cheese and mayo.' (get them they r cheap as, like we got 6 once for $3) the guy couldnt understand what i was saying, after repeating it 10 times, finally he got it and i went n got my food and parked. i opened the bag and wat do i find, 1 cheeseburger with tomato cheese and mayo in it. WTF. so i went back and told the guy he didnt UNDERSTAND wat i was saying. so finaly he gets his manager and she works it out and gets me the 3 seperate burgers. then i finally park and start eating...then the bee comes along.

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check this vid out hehehehehehe

http://www.uponone.com/videos.php?id=6561

some awesome street bike stuff hehehehehhehehe

:( weird youve posted that regarding uponeone, just last night I was having a game on Battlefield2 and was in a squad with 2 fellas from uponone (was part of their name; 900cc.uponone and 1000cc.uponone), chatted to them about my Fireblade with performance rebuilt engine with flatslide fcr's etc, 12k spent etc, x95kmph top speed, etc...........the drool could be heard splattering onto their mics. Funny. Made the good game even better LOL

:) weird youve posted that regarding uponeone, just last night I was having a game on Battlefield2 and was in a squad with 2 fellas from uponone (was part of their name; 900cc.uponone and 1000cc.uponone), chatted to them about my Fireblade with performance rebuilt engine with flatslide fcr's etc, 12k spent etc, x95kmph top speed, etc...........the drool could be heard splattering onto their mics. Funny. Made the good game even better LOL

Check this vid out brendan.... its shows even better riding than that one!!!!!!!!

http://www.uponone.com/videos.php?id=6563

ANd by the way still keen on your bike... just have to organise jobs/loans/inusrance that sort of thing..

And by the way does that x in top speed a 2 by any chance? hehehehehhehe that would have been fun finding that limit!!!!!!!!!

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