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SECURITY Grand Master

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ok.. so i was driving to office works to get some books and stuff so i can start pretending im doing work for the new semester.. when this f**king blind bitch drives into my lane. i clearly wasnt going to let her in, im just not that kind of person who tolerates lane cutterinerers.

anyways.. she kept going! like a f**king dumbass she lets herself in almost hitting me. so i was forced to stop and let her in. so i have my usual road rage moment then settle.... i look up only to see those f**king flowers.

my skin colour is pretty dark, i am teh darkness! but anyone could've seen i was going red with rage... i couldnt take it so i asked god for a sign to whether i should do something. and i got one. she turned into officeworks too!

i park my car and waited for her to go inside, i took out my stanley knife and walked over to the car. i only managed to get 2 of those f**king flowers off till someone spotted me. i walked inside and got my stuff, she was gone by the time i got out so i couldnt take any pics.

this is the only one i got of her letting herself in.. after i talked myself out of stabbing her.

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Steve-O (N1GTR) and I were on our way home from an almost useless trip up to Cessnock today, and we spotted quite a few cars today with these friggin' flowers on them.

I still don't get it... Why? What do they symbolise? What moral fibre do they portray that the owner has/had/does not have?

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ok.. so i was driving to office works to get some books and stuff so i can start pretending im doing work for the new semester.. when this f**king blind bitch drives into my lane. i clearly wasnt going to let her in, im just not that kind of person who tolerates lane cutterinerers.

anyways.. she kept going! like a f**king dumbass she lets herself in almost hitting me. so i was forced to stop and let her in. so i have my usual road rage moment then settle.... i look up only to see those f**king flowers.

my skin colour is pretty dark, i am teh darkness! but anyone could've seen i was going red with rage... i couldnt take it so i asked god for a sign to whether i should do something. and i got one. she turned into officeworks too!

i park my car and waited for her to go inside, i took out my stanley knife and walked over to the car. i only managed to get 2 of those f**king flowers off till someone spotted me. i walked inside and got my stuff, she was gone by the time i got out so i couldnt take any pics.

this is the only one i got of her letting herself in.. after i talked myself out of stabbing her.

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hahaha bro this is a classic

problems are well settled with a stanley knife

impact_blue Grand Master

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OH

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GOD

Channel 9's Extra did a segment on 'female' revheads yesterday. It included the likes of girls who apparently had 'oil running through their veins'. These girls had done over $9000 worth of modifications to their vehicles! They then asked the girls to list their 'modifications'. They included heart shaped stickers and exhaust tips, frangipani floor mats and pink steering wheels. PHWOAR! Those frangipanis really count as vehicle modifications now?

So the presenter then set out to do a 'project car'. She took a trip to supercheap and purchased $150 worth of seat covers, steering wheel cover, floor mats and stickers, and then advised the viewers that the friendly staff would help you 'install' your new modifications. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

We were seriously pissing ourselves laughing for AGES over this!

A new trend is sweeping the nation... calling frangi stickers 'vehicle modifications'. :rofl::laugh:

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