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why no stats on Police "Hoon" Behaviour.

We all know they do it themselves, but because they are the police, the only time they get caught is when they wreck the car.

a few years ago three policemen were tragically killed in competion with another pusuit car to see who could get the most "air" across an intersection with a hump in the middle.

As for the definition of drifting, well thats how you drift in a V8 pusuit car.

Common you know I can drive. Hahaha :) I haven't lost my license can parallel park and haven't been in an accident. And also haven't spun out and hit curbs in a cefiro. lol :laughing-smiley-014:

i blame colins dodgy cefiro

not my lack of driving skills

i went for the handbrake and then remembered there was none

iv owed teh govt over 1k now.. and im losing my license soon.. why? because i ran an amber and was done for a red.. hows that work out? the cop didnt cop a root.. or his dick is too small.. or his wife is banging a black c**t with a massive cock.. but hey i copped it im a hoon.
Agreed then... Everyone stop hooning and we'll all pick another hobby from the list

Shotgun raping and theiving

whoever the hell wrote the definition of hooning has no life.... they contradict themselves, "the slightly rebelious, sunglass clad, ever soo cool dude, usually spotted behind the wheel of something special, his arm mysteriously jutting outside the window, usually with a smile a mile wide"

Welll... to me it seems like that person their referring to has either;

-just got sex

-is on their way to get sex

-is getting blown whilst driving

-on their way to get a bj

-meeting up with a girl that puts out

ok ok you get my point... their full of shit :P

damn bored housewives, dont they have anything else to do

i mean really f!ck, walk down the park and pick up some rubbish or something

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!! :laughing-smiley-014:

Guys you have just made my night, that was some of the funniest s**t i have read in a long time. Big thumbs up :)

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