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They also hire via Hays Recruitment. Most government agencies go through Hays as well.

Ring them up or send in your resume to them. Seriously.

They get you a Project Officer, Business Analyst (same shit) or Project Manager job in government in days! And you can name your hourly rate!

Don't be afraid to ask for $30+ an hour, because they pay it!

no - now he has a tyre filled with flammable gas .... great idea

i must've forgot to mention how great of an idea it was in the original post...

I shared something i found, that i thought was interesting. no need for sarcasm

Nah I wasn't having a go at you for a second mate - it is a great vid (I have watched it a few times in the last few hours for giggles).

However, you have to question the intelligence of the clown doing it - I would be uber scared of losing an arm or 2 :wave:

lol dan i meant the 33 in the pic, not your car, i wouldnt dare turn against the midnight blue, i would be burned at the stake lol.

On another note, anyone keen on joining in a track day im organising at mallala? will be a combination of drift and grip, 30 min intervals between each. $300 each, have the track or a full day, booked in for march 26th.

If anyone is interested PM me.

ah man, the 26th is the day i go up to the gold coast!

otherwise i would have joined in on the track day! as much drifting i can get in the better haha.

on private track days do they get rid of those gay tyre's on turn 1 and before the straight?

its an easy way to bead tyres on to wide rims for the stretched look. what wasn't included in the video however is that once the burn is gone you have to quickly jump on to an air line and fill them with air as they suck back in and go off the rim in no time.

have done it before...

Ah. Off to get a haircut. Hate getting it done.

I'm only asking them if they've had a busy day... not their period cycle or anything.

lol they actually get trained to talk your ear off and generally think they are improving your experience.

time to start applying for those project officer position boys

its an easy way to get into the govt even if your on a ASO2 position

at least its something and you can get access to better positions once you have a year or 2 worth of experience in any particular field

Epic shit:

Yeeeeep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep uuuhhhh huh uuuuhhh huh uuuuhhh huh uuuuuhhh huh

Yeah, now you're speaking our language.

[20:13] Dohmar: yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep

[20:13] Dohmar: Radio!.

[20:13] Dohmar: Radio!

[20:13] Dohmar: yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep

[20:13] Dohmar: UH HUH

[20:13] Cara: yepyepyep

[20:13] Dohmar: UH HUH

[20:14] Dohmar: Radio.

[20:14] Cara: yepyepyep

[20:14] Dohmar: UH HUH

[20:14] Dohmar: yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep

[20:14] Dohmar: UH HUH

[20:14] Dohmar: Radio.

[20:15] Cara: uhuh

[20:15] Dohmar: uhuh

[20:15] Dohmar: Radio.

[20:15] Cara: yepyep

[20:15] Dohmar: yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep

I hereby accept next years nobel prize on behalf of SAU.

-D

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