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Like the halfwits at Maccas near me constantly cocking my orders up :)

I've been wishing for a KFC up here for ages, but I'm thinking if the useless kids they hire at Maccas can't even 'cook' pre-processed meat patties and shit properly, they're gonna be up shit creek trying to get their head around the KFC jazz :(

On the plus side, there's some damn nice jailbait staffing MickDs at times :)

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Try going to the Macca's on Glen Osmond Road.

The manager there literally yells at the staff.

I quote:

Manager: "What are you doing?!"

Worker: "Making a cheesebu..."

Manager: "Who cares! Get onto the thickshakes!"

Manager: "Where's the big mac's?! WHERE IS THE BIG MAC's?! CUMMON GUYS"

Manager: "Oi, go and SERVE"

He's crazy.

LOL yeah I worked at the Bob Jane next door for a while, used to hit up that Maccas quite often :(

We used to get em to make us these fkoff custom burgers: A double quarter pounder with bacon, bbq sauce, grilled onion (or some different type of onion i forget exactly what) and a chicken breast in there as well :)

Would cost like 10 bucks a burger but goddam that shit was awesome :)

Try going to the Macca's on Glen Osmond Road.

The manager there literally yells at the staff.

I quote:

Manager: "What are you doing?!"

Worker: "Making a cheesebu..."

Manager: "Who cares! Get onto the thickshakes!"

Manager: "Where's the big mac's?! WHERE IS THE BIG MAC's?! CUMMON GUYS"

Manager: "Oi, go and SERVE"

He's crazy.

and he drives an N/A Auto supra that has a wicked 10kw worth of stickers

Like the halfwits at Maccas near me constantly cocking my orders up :)

I've been wishing for a KFC up here for ages, but I'm thinking if the useless kids they hire at Maccas can't even 'cook' pre-processed meat patties and shit properly, they're gonna be up shit creek trying to get their head around the KFC jazz :(

Yeah KFC in prospect has a habit of f**king every order up... i've gone there before and said 'I'd like 5 pieces of original recipe - drumsticks only' then they give me the box, I look inside and there are 4 wings....

Drive around to the window again and say 'I specifically asked for 5 drumsticks' and so they take it back'.... get a box given, look inside... 4 drumsticks.... and a crispy strip.

Bastards.

-D

Anyone have any recommendations as far as wheel nuts/lock nuts are concerned? I'm after something that'll give me a unique (to me only) key or socket.

Yeah i got some of those speedy wheel nuts that you need a key for all the wheel nuts

they are not too bad

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