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shitty lil paseo painted bright orange, full bodykit and the stupidest lookin intercooler that was probly 30cm x 30cm and didnt evn fill the front bar....!? looked the size of an oil cooler

excel wit a hacked front bar to fit the massive intercooler... same thing on a mirage?!?!?!?!

a cool thingy though was a toyota Kluger wit a "freddy" sticker stuck abover the kluger badge..hehe crafty

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got dragged of the line yesterday even by a toyota camry, 98 model, with a massive cannon exhaust, gauges, stickers, but maintaining the hub caps for that sleeper look.

I was winning till the end of second gear, when he overtook me, speeding away into the distance.

Unfortunately, I hadn't realised that we were racing, otherwise I would have taken off even slower.

saw a korean snot box thing today.. bad enough ehh.

total stocker.. plus the owner thought that the factory didn't fit anywhere enough guages..

as i passed it, i spotted a monster tacho and it had 4 freinds! All on the dash.

aaarrrghh glud they are too chaep to buy a skyline!

SPOTed toyota Kluger with RALLYART STICKERS ! @ gardencity last nite

Spotted that last week at Cannon Hill McDonalds and laughed to myself...

The owner didnt look like the type that would take pointing and laughing too well... :down:

Still it does not beat the VY SS ute with Nismo accross the back window I spotted down at Bundall Harvey Norman carpark on the gold coast...

spotted a black xr6 turbo ute at the lights at booval fair with gtr muncher sticker on the back. I have never really been one to take on someone at the lights but gave the gtst lets say a lot more than normal just to see the look on the "gtr Munchers" drivers face, it was gold. So now i might develop small mans syndrome and start hunting down GTRS cause i totally destroyed the GTR MUNCHER, LOL

When i was down in melbourne a few months ago, had a camry drive past me, with type-r and gtr badges on the back of it, as well as its sportivo badge and a trd sticker, and a skyline gt shield badge on the side by the indicators. tried to take a photo with my phone, but cause it was night, and nokia cameras are absolute rubbish, didn't turn out that well.

a brand spanking new Commordore with GTR badge on the rear !! ... i mean .. WTF .. Grand Touring Racer Commonwhore ? lol ..

Commodore..... GTR badge....

Ok guys who's missing their GTR badge? Looks like we found the bogan who took it :laugh:

While your removing that badge from the bogan.. cut up his licence and numberplates!

I saw an RB20e backed by auto today. ohh the saddest part.. it was in an R33 with a full GTR body kit and a FULL set of GTR badges.

The owner promptly told me how 'she flies' and 'smashes' clubsports! After I got revived by mechanic mate(cos i damn near died from laughing).. the mechanic suggested he go for a spin in mine. so.. after i hit boost and he SCREEEEAAAMS like a baby for his mama.. he asks 'whats that funny tornado sound?'

I was so ashamed for him.. perhaps he should buy a camry

While your removing that badge from the bogan.. cut up his licence and numberplates!

I saw an RB20e backed by auto today. ohh the saddest part.. it was in an R33 with a full GTR body kit and a FULL set of GTR badges.

The owner promptly told me how 'she flies' and 'smashes' clubsports! After I got revived by mechanic mate(cos i damn near died from laughing).. the mechanic suggested he go for a spin in mine. so.. after i hit boost and he SCREEEEAAAMS like a baby for his mama.. he asks 'whats that funny tornado sound?'

I was so ashamed for him.. perhaps he should buy a camry

Hmmm, I wonder if I could sell this person my blow off valve :cool: worth a try. "you get this fully sick tstsusususuusu, the chicks will be all over you"

I saw some idiot in a skyline who has cut a hole in the bonnet..

ohh, that was my car! lol

I saw a harley yesterday.. now, don't get me wrong, I'm NOT a harley fan.

But this bike was mint! It had all the bits.. but it looked really REALLY different. very slender tank.. Massive donk, the fattest rear tyre I'd ever seen on a bike and all beautifully clothed in silver paint. It was on a ute.. sure hope it doesn't go on the road. Stone chips would totally ruin it.

I actually looked for so long that I thought about turning around and chasing it to get an even better gawk!

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Spotted that last week at Cannon Hill McDonalds and laughed to myself...

The owner didnt look like the type that would take pointing and laughing too well... :)

Still it does not beat the VY SS ute with Nismo accross the back window I spotted down at Bundall Harvey Norman carpark on the gold coast...

I have also seen the Commodore with Nismo sticker! Made me look twice then i thought meh, he wants a Skyline, maybe he's slowly working up to one!

I've got a 75 ford transit van with a worked up 351 in it, body looks like shit but that just adds to the shock on ppls face, not long after i got the car had a couple of P platers in riced up rice burners thinkin they were hot shit ( can't remember what they were but all of them had the same car, gadges and boby kits on their tiny lil average 4 banger hatch backs) 1 of the knobs tries to drag me off while i have a car infront of me with now where to go. Got a finger gesture in my mirror when the third lane opened up and so did the clevo. My r34 gets left in the dust of this thing (but is cheaper to drive), what hope does a rice burner have!!!

i saw some sweet polynesians in south auckand driving a 1980 nissan bluebird with chrome towl rail on the boot, and front panel (under bumper)........front and rear spoiler! so sweet!

anyone here own a N14 Pulsar sedan ? grey in color ? .. also had SAU stickers on it .. TRD fuel cap sticker , Rallyart Neck Cushions. and a GT-R stciker on the side panels above the indicator ...i didnt take a pic of it thinking the owner might get pissed lol...

P.S this was in gardencity last nite Level 2 carpark..

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