You Know You Own A Skyline When.....

[drmafia]

when you getting out of a car park and all the teens yell out, burn it.

[DECIM8]

You stop making PSSHHHHHHH sounds you used to in your old excel...

[THENIG]

Collectively with your friends you have almost enough standard parts in your respective garages to build another car or two.

When your suburban neighbours give you daggers as you drive down their street at 20km/h under the speed limit, wondering if they are going to report you to the EPA

[lingeringsoul]

You refuse to park it practically anywhere in sydney if it's going to be out of your sight.

thast so damn true.....sad sad world

[Doobs]

When old people tell you to slow down when you're doing 5km/h in a parking lot.

[drmafia]

when ur girl gets jealous of the time n money and love you always have for the beast

when ur relatives keep asking so when are you selling this skyline and getting something reliable nice ?

[MikeyGTRmike]

When you keep a picture of your car in a frame on your desk at work instead of your girlfriend..

[barnoon]

you keep losing your licence

[Basti]

when you look at the tail lights on a ferrari and think to yourself, "copycats"

[siksII]

it becomes normal for the speedo needle to go all the way around

[funkymonkey]

when 15 year olds start threads about the embarrassing realities of owning your pride and joy.

[dmr]

when you look at the tail lights on a ferrari and think to yourself, "copycats"

or any other new cars with circular type tail lights!

[sh@un]

When a highway patrol cop drives straight past a VB commodore doing 110km/h (in reverse), with no rego or plates, and full of rust, four bald retreads, pissing out smoke, with a driver that's consumed a 750 of Jack Daniels and is high on pot, uppers, downers, inners, outers, blue bombers, green goofers, horse tranquillizers, cow immobilizers and asprin....to defect you for an exhaust 2dB over the limit and the car being 1mm to low

[jenkies]

When a highway patrol cop drives straight past a VB commodore doing 110km/h (in reverse), with no rego or plates, and full of rust, four bald retreads, pissing out smoke, with a driver that's consumed a 750 of Jack Daniels and is high on pot, uppers, downers, inners, outers, blue bombers, green goofers, horse tranquillizers, cow immobilizers and asprin....to defect you for an exhaust 2dB over the limit and the car being 1mm to low

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you know when you own a skyline when u just speant 6 hours cleaning and detailing it on sunday then spend another 4 hours looking at it

[DJ Brave]

When you have to buy your wife her own skyline so she doesnt drive yours!

When you buy an R31 wagon to run to the shops in so your beast doesnt get "doored" in the parking lot.

*Puts hand up* Guilty of both!

[sh@un]

aaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

[funkymonkey]

when you go shopping for a new family car, you make sure you get one that can have an RB engine in it, just in case you get a spare one, or so you can bolt on hand me down parts from your skyline. (R31's, cefiro's, laurel's, stagea's etc)

[jeffworld2]

when the only reason you drive it is to test the tinkering you just did

[Primordial]

Collectively with your friends you have almost enough standard parts in your respective garages to build another car or two.

When your suburban neighbours give you daggers as you drive down their street at 20km/h under the speed limit, wondering if they are going to report you to the EPA

lol i got one of these the other day. i was doing 40km/h in a 50 zone and an old guy walking along the road with his wife stops and stares at me driving past, and then in the rear view mirror i see him shake his head and keep walking -- wtf?

You know you're driving a skyline when your insurance premium could feed an african family for 5 years.

[NRV155]

Too true about the insurance.

Juz, pm sent.