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tell them i'm sick of paying for advertising on there. make it free for me prankeh! I need to advertise my place this week. :)

cutting the holes out of doughnuts for a crust has not exactly left me rolling in dough... ahhh nuts!, pun overload!

Thinking about your nuts and holes is making me hungry.

Im suprised there isnt more people working around cars. But amazed that this thread has attracted this much attention... wonder how much a "looking for work" thread would get...

Bugger all. I tried it a few years ago and didn't get one bloody job from the cheapskates on these forums. :(:):D

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Yea def are, lol, give it a try though. Im in the basket of nfi what i wanna do long term. Will prob end up doin a masters of finance after i finish the masters of prop dev......and then will have a mid life crisis in about 15 years and do mech engineering!.....hahahaha

Im sure there would be a property arm of UBS....obviously not your dept tho.....bugger!!

nah, there isnt anything to do with property in the Australia offices.

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*Makes whip cracking noise*

you have NO idea.. we men are slaves.. SLAVES I TELL YOU!! :D

Just tell her you brought the controller for her, so she can be seen in a fully hectic car instead of just another skyline.... hey might work.... would on my gf :)
Yea I'd do that too..

i wish it was that simple! women are smart! plus... they never forget... oh god they NEVER forget and oh how do they plot to make your life hell in the long run for it :P

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you have NO idea.. we men are slaves.. SLAVES I TELL YOU!! :D

i wish it was that simple! women are smart! plus... they never forget... oh god they NEVER forget and oh how do they plot to make your life hell in the long run for it :P

Haha! I know we are smart. We usually we discuss this issue at hand.

As for being the slaves I have a good mate who is feeling the same at the moment. Poor bastard..

I don't make my Mr do anything I ask him with force.. or just ask him to do something in exchange for playing the xbox for an hour or so. :)

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Haha! I know we are smart. We usually we discuss this issue at hand.

As for being the slaves I have a good mate who is feeling the same at the moment. Poor bastard..

I don't make my Mr do anything I ask him with force.. or just ask him to do something in exchange for playing the xbox for an hour or so. :D

bah thats another thing with you women! the way you use your words and how you assert your authority. sneaky foxes. i can never be bothered to master mind such finesse just "yes hun" "will do hun"

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bah thats another thing with you women! the way you use your words and how you assert your authority. sneaky foxes. i can never be bothered to master mind such finesse just "yes hun" "will do hun"

It's just the way things worked. I'm sure if you offered to help out once in a while your mrs wouldn't have to ask you.

That tack works wonders :D

Haha I know. That or I'll cook you dinner or other bribes. Massage's work good as well.

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Ive got a mate...married less than a month...new wife has made him quit drinking for a year, moving back in to HER parents house....and she's not taking his surname!!! Funniest shi7 ever

He wants to come watch at Sautexikana, so you may get to meet him if coming. You will see him cut loose without her....haha...then she'll ring and watch how quickly his testes retract into mangina land

funniest part...he doesnt think hes whipped :laughing-smiley-014:

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Ive got a mate...married less than a month...new wife has made him quit drinking for a year, moving back in to HER parents house....and she's not taking his surname!!! Funniest shi7 ever

He wants to come watch at Sautexikana, so you may get to meet him if coming. You will see him cut loose without her....haha...then she'll ring and watch how quickly his testes retract into mangina land

funniest part...he doesnt think hes whipped :laughing-smiley-014:

haha poor guy.. must be in denial

at least i admit im whipped.. im going to marry this girl ONE day! :(

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haha poor guy.. must be in denial

at least i admit im whipped.. im going to marry this girl ONE day! :blink:

Mate you are soooo whipped!! You should be kicked out of the he-man women haters club!

I use to think that saying"treat em mean keep em keen" was a load of crap,but it actually works.

Not saying im a arsehole,but im definatley not whipped.

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Ive got a mate...married less than a month...new wife has made him quit drinking for a year, moving back in to HER parents house....and she's not taking his surname!!! Funniest shi7 ever

He wants to come watch at Sautexikana, so you may get to meet him if coming. You will see him cut loose without her....haha...then she'll ring and watch how quickly his testes retract into mangina land

funniest part...he doesnt think hes whipped :laughing-smiley-014:

Oh my god! Thats unreal that some guys will put up with that! Poor guy! :blink:

Back on topic :) I'm a Beautician, have my own business and work whenever I like. I pay myself according to whatever needs doing on the car lol!

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