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I think I may have to throw my maroon teddy bear in the bin and get a blue one. Heres the deal.

We have a Nizmo sponsored track day coming up early next month and we cant even get a half a field. These candy arses are soft as custard. They would rather hang out in car parks, coffee clubs and generally cruise around the strip with their cocks or tits hangin out the window saying look at me, look at me!!. I drive a skyline.

Classic example.

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Po...rk-t223791.html

Get in there you cockroaches and call them out for the pink shirted candy arses they really are.

Any room down there for a hard arse cranky old bastard who loves to get down and dirty at the track, drag strip mountain, or whatever. :P

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Why dont you just harden the f**k up or go buy a honda or a pink huandai. Evo forums are full of bona fide racers, Holden and ford forums are similar. skyline forum is full of coffee club boost cruising wankers. I'm ashamed to say i boughta skyline as a performance vehicle when i see the soft arse shit you lot go on with.

Will you marry me???? :P

:sick:

No, seriously.............. I am working on something good right now.

I think I may have to throw my maroon teddy bear in the bin and get a blue one. Heres the deal.

We have a Nizmo sponsored track day coming up early next month and we cant even get a half a field. These candy arses are soft as custard. They would rather hang out in car parks, coffee clubs and generally cruise around the strip with their cocks or tits hangin out the window saying look at me, look at me!!. I drive a skyline.

Classic example.

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Po...rk-t223791.html

Get in there you cockroaches and call them out for the pink shirted candy arses they really are.

Any room down there for a hard arse cranky old bastard who loves to get down and dirty at the track, drag strip mountain, or whatever. :P

I didn't realise you ran this country and dictated what people should and shouldn't do with their cars...

Some people like to hang out in car parks and talk shit.

Some people like to cruise in circles around the city.

Some people like to hit the track.

Some people like to leave their cars on their driveway, get on their computers and be keyboard warriors.

Which one are you? Personally I'm about leaving for Goulburn in the next 15 mins for Wakefield tomorrow.

I think I may have to throw my maroon teddy bear in the bin and get a blue one. Heres the deal.

We have a Nizmo sponsored track day coming up early next month and we cant even get a half a field. These candy arses are soft as custard. They would rather hang out in car parks, coffee clubs and generally cruise around the strip with their cocks or tits hangin out the window saying look at me, look at me!!. I drive a skyline.

Classic example.

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Po...rk-t223791.html

Get in there you cockroaches and call them out for the pink shirted candy arses they really are.

Any room down there for a hard arse cranky old bastard who loves to get down and dirty at the track, drag strip mountain, or whatever. :blush:

Oh dear what is the world coming to.. I think you're the one that's soft if this is what ginds your gears.. My friend you will not live too long if this is what you stress about.. there are more pressing matters in the world... I take it you don't have a mortgage or kids...

I think I may have to throw my maroon teddy bear in the bin and get a blue one. Heres the deal.

We have a Nizmo sponsored track day coming up early next month and we cant even get a half a field. These candy arses are soft as custard. They would rather hang out in car parks, coffee clubs and generally cruise around the strip with their cocks or tits hangin out the window saying look at me, look at me!!. I drive a skyline.

Classic example.

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Po...rk-t223791.html

Get in there you cockroaches and call them out for the pink shirted candy arses they really are.

Any room down there for a hard arse cranky old bastard who loves to get down and dirty at the track, drag strip mountain, or whatever. :blush:

Not all of us can afford track days, and esp when YOU WANT TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are times when you just wanna chill, go for a drive and show off you car (by that i mean, just a drive - NOT drifting racing)

ISNT THAT THE REASON WE DRIVE THEM ON THE STREET!!

otherwise whats the use of buying a nice car and doin it up?

Meh.. anyways would love to go to track days.. but someone off us cant afford it all the time..

Edited by siddr20
Not all of us can afford track days, and esp when YOU WANT TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are times when you just wanna chill, go for a drive and show off you car (by that i mean, just a drive - NOT drifting racing)

ISNT THAT THE REASON WE DRIVE THEM ON THE STREET!!

otherwise whats the use of buying a nice car and doin it up?

Meh.. anyways would love to go to track days.. but someone off us cant afford it all the time..

Good point... Partner and I would love to go to track days except we can't afford to, we have three kids, two import cars, a mortgage to be paid off... and we use both cars as daily drivers..

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