Mysterious Van Nightly Drive-by's

[mid life crisis]

mayebe it's officer neil in the stake out van lol

Edited December 21, 2008 by mid life crisis

[nada]

Hide in the bushes with a trench coat on, nothing else.

when he drives by jump out!!! flashing him with a sock puppet that looks like a dog on your johnson? and bark like a dog !!!!that would scare away anyone..lol scared me just writing it..lol

I feel for you, I scared away someone? over the razor sharp steel fence a week ago (for the second time now) lurking in the darkness after they woke up the flock of birds nesting in the tree near my window, Galah's !!!, best watch dogs on the planet to bad they don't chase them down and chew out there eyes . and if its someone reading this forum your in for serious public stoning by the SAU crew next time...lol

LOL id gladly do that for the sake of this cause lol woof woof!

yeh def the paper guy, next time he drives by, throw a trading post paper at him and make sure to circle the imports, might decide to change his work vehicle he could deliver the paper in half the time AND if his a great guy he can be our taxi on weekends

[Carbon 34]

Is this the one ?

or maybe this one ?

if not can you pick it out of a line up ?

[Murry33]

Be more worried if it was a black 4wd with tinted windows driving past a few times haha.........

[Inline 6]

des mini bus lost? drunk mofo's come home at all hours.

seriously though be more worried if he just drove past once, usually people up to something and trying to be sneaky would cut laps like that.

[Nightcrawler]

Zomg funniest thread ever. You are worried about a van that takes the exact route at a similar time every night, but never figured it out to be the paper deliverer? ROFLMAO

Both Chops (on here) and I used to deliver papers when putting ourselves through Uni - it is a shit of a job for pretty ordinary pay. Yes you get used to having the road to yourself, but consider that most of the time you NEED to drive on the wrong side of or the middle of the road to hoik a big fat Saturday Advertiser and land it in the perfect spot on ever lawn/driveway, and not take out any parked cars, or even worse front windows on a house. I did both during my few years doing it and had some pretty upset customers.

I have never been so tired before as when doing that extremely monotonous job - I used to hang out with my mates, then go throw papers from 3am - 6am - not a fun gig, let me assure you.

The most dangerous things were drunk drivers, which since I used to deliver around Elizabeth and surrounds there were quite a lot. Often you would be driving on the wrong side of the road delivering papers, and a drunk would come down the road driving on the wrong side of the road and you would just pass each other by. Seemed to work well most times, but some were just crazy.

[RubyRS4]

personally, i think your paranoid.

True. LOL for silly thread

[Thomasino]

Yeah, now I realize I feel like a bit of a tool.

But I only got worried because I never noticed it before, only recently noticed it.

Ah well we all make stupid threads/posts every once in a while that we get flamed for, right

So am I off the hook???

[madbung]

Nope....I few more turns for you !!

Arrrrrgh!

You've made them angry with your false accusations.

Edited December 21, 2008 by madbung

[Iron Chef]

hahahahaha

How random - was re-reading this thread and a white van pulled up in front of my house...

[Damo_R34]

RUN CHEF! hes going to beat you down with an old saturday advertiser, HES COME FOR THE GTR!

[Thomasino]

[Carbon 34]

Dont be so Paranoid Tom,? it will make you crazy..lol

But at least your car isn't on the Town truck on its way to being stripped of parts? and your a good sport for being paid out..lol Merry Christmas come early?..lol this gift just keeps giving ..lol

[Inline 6]

ok im done now

glad to see im not the only 1 that embarrases himself here

i think this may be the 1st thread in years that didnt end in a argument

i get a bit paranoid when i hear weird noises out at my car to not vans though

Edited December 22, 2008 by Inline 6

[CTRcustompanel]

haha you should just delete this thread mate

[Damo_R34]

i think this may be the 1st thread in years that didnt end in a argument

shutup dan.

[Inline 6]

shutup dan.

stick it up your rear quarter damo ill kick your ass talking to me like that

yes i have pms issues

Edited December 22, 2008 by Inline 6

[Damo_R34]

yes! an argument! you were wrong

[Boof]

The most dangerous things were drunk drivers, which since I used to deliver around Elizabeth and surrounds there were quite a lot. Often you would be driving on the wrong side of the road delivering papers, and a drunk would come down the road driving on the wrong side of the road and you would just pass each other by. Seemed to work well most times, but some were just crazy.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! You see such great things at the wee hours of the morning!! I know working afternoon shifts i used to finish late (3am late) some mornings and the things you'd see on ur way home!

[Inline 6]

you think cause a guy wears nerd gogles he cant kick some ass i pity the fool

close thread and were done

Edited December 22, 2008 by Inline 6