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So i played a small practical joke on the bosses wife a couple of weeks back. She didn't react well to say the least.

Anyway i walked out after work one day last week and saw something on the post in front of where my stag is always parked..

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Anyway, on top of that today just after lunch i get a phone call from a number i didnt recognize. answer it.. heres roughly how it went

him: 'yeah mate im just calling about the volvo you've got for sale'

me: *extremely long pause* 'uhh, sorry what?' - not sure weather to laugh and ask who the hell this is, though he sounded genuine.

him: 'the white wagon you've got there for sale, is it still for sale?'

me: *even longer pause, wondering if this is for real* 'uhh.. the umm, the what?'

him: 'maybe ive got the wrong number'

me: 'yeah mate sorry i think you do'

now i cop a lot of shit in the workshop about the whole 'volvo' thing, they know it winds me up.

and i hung up the phone wondering what the chances are of someone actually having a white volvo wagon for sale and having a number similar enough to mine for him to get it wrong and wind up calling me. Pretty slim i'd decided.

So i was walking around the workshop saying 'ive got my f*cking eye on you' to everyone else.. thinking maybe theyve put an add up on a board at a local shopping center or something.

anyway realised just then as i pulled into my drive way after having driven around town that there was a big sign on the back window saying Volvo for sale, $2000 with my number under it.

Not happy.

im now plotting something big to get her back.. i just dunno what yet.

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wow she is going all out isn't she !!

the best thing is to not react instantly with a return attack, let them think everything is forgotten and then BLAMMO - april fools mutha f$%#a :ermm: lol

you have any police mates ??? or tow truck friends ?? some fun can be had there ;)

good luck and i look forward to your revenge :rolleyes:

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make a sex add for her. very cheap will come to you. blah blah

get some pics of her or your boss's facebook or myspace, and make a adultmatch maker profile.

or walk straight up to look her in the eye and say 'dont f**k with me' and then walk straigh off. she will either stop and do no more thinking your a complete nut, or she will step over the line again, then you gotta have a plan b ' release the nutter '

good luck buddy !

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funny you should say that, got a good friend thats a coppa

and she was recently issued with a taser. and i know where she keeps her cap spray.

haha, everything im thinking of right now leads to a certain assault charge though :)

she drives a toyota kluger, the office girl helped her too, she has a red civic.

to make things worse i rock up at work this morning, first job is the alternator on a hiace van.. was spewing enough because you have to drop the engine mount out and everything to get at it. Hear a voice from outside say 'is ur car still running?' at 10am

so used to hearing it still idle as i walk away.. i hadnt actually turned the key off. 2 hours it was sitting out there running. They all heard it, nobody told me.

there will be blood..

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Do you usually get out of your car without your keys? With the engine running?

Anyway, what about the tried and true deflation of all 4 tyres on both the Kluger and the Honda?

well yeah i leave the keys in it, because its parked right beside the workshop

and of course im used to hearing it still running, the turbo timer takes care of that :wave:

i got a heap of heavy duty bubble wrap before, doubled it up and taped it to the inside of the passenger side tyres so that she wouldnt see it walking out to her car. Sounds like a machine gun firing when they reverse onto it. I wasnt around to see it when she left for lunch, but im waiting for something when i get back haha.

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:wave:

Cable ties work wonders though, especially if they aren't mechanically minded!

haha, i had a go at that today! but stupid fwd, with belly plates.. cant get at anything easily and quickly.

a square of electrical tape over the laser on her mouse had her stumped for a while.

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But perhaps you shouldnt be playing around with the bosses wife. For obvious reasons..

Yeah ... try the other "play around with the bosses wife" :(

Maybe theres all this attention because she likes you/you like her/both? :)

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