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Are you allowed to drive a turb on p plates. ?

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They do indeed mate. doesnt matter where you live these days, if its a line its a target. Mine are kept under lock and key.

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Yes Yes! It truly is....If you like long delays and the worst farken traffic in the state.

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I had a feeling I was up shit creek.

When my womang suggested they move in I flat out said no straight away because I knew what she was like. Sam (missus) is one of those people that gives everyone a chance and then when they f**k up she'll give them a couple of hundred more. It's one of those situations where we all knew it was her, we confronted her about it and she got all shitty and started crying and acting all innocent. She's good at what she does put it that way. I remember one day she was standing out on my balcony on the phone to her Nanna trying to get her to send her money for rent by the sounds of it Nanna had an idea that her boyfriend smoked the green prawns, girl kept lying to her Nanna saying how noone in the house does drugs ever etc. Felt bad for the old bag for a second.

Would have kicked them out sooner but I was on less money than I am now and no way I was paying $190 for rent a week.

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Legally? Nothing sorry dude.

Other avenues?

1. Provide John with mole's address

2. ???

3. Profit

HAHAHAHA I lol'd

Man that does suck...... I would've kicked her out sooner and found replacement tenants. I know it's not always possible though...

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just throwing it out there. baskins was good tonight

Needed more gutter scraping and foot crushing though.

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Morning!

Final day of my current job today.

Trying to figure out best possible early exit strategy. Thinking "Here's my keys, bye!" shortly after arriving and then peeling out in a cloud of blue smoke as I laugh maniacally. Suggestions?

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Morning!

Final day of my current job today.

Trying to figure out best possible early exit strategy. Thinking "Here's my keys, bye!" shortly after arriving and then peeling out in a cloud of blue smoke as I laugh maniacally. Suggestions?

STL is definitely required.

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Hahahaha sounds like a plan..... I'm not sure if you're ok with burning that bridge yet or not though?

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Morning Mangs,

TFIF.

My epic internet hax has been shut down :(. I need to try not to swear in any of my posts now or I'll get this site blocked again...

Epic Tale

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Naah seriously, legally I think your boned. Really shouldn't have let her get away with so much, and your missus should definitely not have just paid her for all the sh*t she left behind. In fact, I would have tried to charge her a 'disposal' fee for it all.

I want ice cream farken...

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instead I am still writing a job application >_< and not very sucessfully I might add

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Other avenues?

1. Provide John with mole's address

2. ???

3. Profit

I like this plan.

having a trial with dead as the punichment...

I was going to pay you out for that. But then I read this:

PS> as of 7pm tonight Ive done 69hours of work since 6am Monday morning...

And decided to forgive you.

just throwing it out there. baskins was good tonight

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Morning!

Final day of my current job today.

Trying to figure out best possible early exit strategy. Thinking "Here's my keys, bye!" shortly after arriving and then peeling out in a cloud of blue smoke as I laugh maniacally. Suggestions?

Meatspin?

STL is definitely required.

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Meatspin?

That's something I hope to never see again. Scarred for life.

German club next week mangs? I can take 4 in my car. Tuesday or Wednesday is good for me.

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Trying to figure out best possible early exit strategy.

You could go with the "dump and burn"...

There are two possible interpretations;

1. Shit your pants and have to go early to clean your self up... (highly embarrassing but effective)

2. Walk into the boss's office and pull your pants down crouch on his/her desk and dump a chirly whirly in the middle of his/her desk and then "burn" aka run away quickly... (very funny & highly effective)

I was going to pay you out for that. But then I read this:

And decided to forgive you.

Oh i feel the love... gtg work time now... bye

Smity42 Grand Master

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That's something I hope to never see again. Scarred for life.

That's what she said.

German club next week mangs? I can take 4 in my car. Tuesday or Wednesday is good for me.

Keen. Can't do tuesday though (cricket).

Oh i feel the love... gtg work time now... bye

That's what she said.

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5 skylines, an XF and an AU all pulling statics in the car park?

I'll bring my coon out as well, then well have a BA, the LSD is ford quality and only spins one wheel though.

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