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Well, it finally happened!!! Dark has, at last, told his “Juliet” how he feels about her.

I think we’ve all been privy to his musings and angst ridden deliberation over what to do about this princess named Michelle. Many of us have offered counsel and tried to give him the benefit of our wisdom. I for one have been particularly anxious to see him subjugate his nerves and bite the bullet. So much so that I’ve often become quite vociferous in my urgings.

However I am pleased to announce that I received a PM on Monday heralding the dawn of a new age. Dark informed me that he had, in fact, strode up to his beloved and despite at least 10 others in her presence, proclaimed his feelings for her.

This courageous action was met with applause and cheers of respect and approval from his fellows and special gratitude from its intended recipient.

I would therefore like to dedicate this thread to both Dark and Michelle (if she’s reading) and convey my congratulations to the young man.

Lets hope that Michelle will eventually feel ready to fully reciprocate and share Dark’s feelings and that they will hook up officially. At that time I have offered to blast down to where ever he lives, swoop up him and his lady before heading to my joint for many a vodka with me and any other of the SAU inner circle crew that wanna have a few.

I’ll need a co-pilot though as I’ve never been to where ever it is that Dark actually lives.

Who’s down?

:rave:

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This is what caused the banning.

Excessive whoring, cheap shots (someone's mum I recall) and very much stretching the 'no racist comments' line.

Sure - there was provocation, but the subsequent retalliation was just a bit too much for most to put up with. Kinda like Terrance - it simply became annoying.

If you guys still want to 'chat' - take it to the wasteland.

Good luck with your woman Dark... this thread be closed.

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in plain english? compared to what ed said?? lol

well.. here..

today, michelle was sitting around with all her friends.. like 10 of them.. and i felt sorta nervous.. coz i'd be outnumberd.. but my friend said.. you have to lose ur dignity in the process.. otherwise its not gonna be worth it  

so i went up to her.. and told her exactly how i felt about her.. infront of everyone.. when i finished.. they all yelled out "go tharaka" lol.. i thought it was quite funny..  

then i told them all.. that thats it.. and i walked off..  

i lost all my dignity at the start.. but then when they all cheered for me.. i got it all back.. :D  

then at lunchtime.. michelle told me that it was the nicest thing anyone had ever said to her...  

i asked her out.. but she said that she wasnt ready quite yet =[.. she told me she'd say when she is ready..  

i'll be the first one in when she is ready..  so i guess all is good..

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