Etiquette according to Wardest

[Leewah]

Why is it that ICE dont ever answer their phone so they can do my turbo upgrade ?

If you leave a message, someone will get back to you. Don't try calling Nigel's mobile though as he is off to Perth leaving today.

If you can't catch anyone on 9512 7591, try calling Gerald directly on his mobile on 0414 359 888.

This message has been brought to you by the friendly staff of ICE Performance.

P.S. Sorry to highjack the thread. :rave:

[Wardest]

do you mean it? or are you just patronising me?

Of course I mean it, you had no choice but to agree with me.

I was, as I always am, right. The patronising tone that post took on was merely an added bonus.

However I meant no offence.

[nakedterror]

/me nods stupidly

ssooooo, how's about that.. local.. umm.. sporting club?

[adznight]

do you mean it? or are you just patronising me?

Gentlemen, before theing get out of hand I feel I must step in. Lets all turn our attention to the spam can. Look!!! It's SPAM!! And it's in a can I tell you! :spamcan:

[AutoTrust]

look :boobs: :aroused: :69: :boobies2: :whackit:

[Wardest]

Gentlemen, before theing get out of hand I feel I must step in.

There was no need to step in, things were never gonna get out of hand.

Nakedterror wasn't getting dark, he was just clarifying the situation for himself.

Now, lets get back to business shall we?

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS RELATING SPECIFICALLY TO THE TOPIC OF THIS THREAD?

[adznight]

Yeah something that has bothered me for some time now is why the hell is spam called spam?

[Wardest]

Yeah something that has bothered me for some time now is why the hell is spam called spam?

If you are reffering to the email form of Spam then the exlanation is much the same as for the meat version, and I use the word 'meat' very loosely.

Both are unwelcome, of little value to anyone and offer the body, soul and mind nothing in the way of nutrition.

The canned variety is one of those things which is a bit like the VX gas in the movie The Rock. As Nicholas Cage's character Dr Stan Goodspeed describes it to his FBI boss,

"Its very very horrible Sir. Its one of those things we wish we could dis-invent"

[AutoTrust]

Dear Wardest, I am dropping my car off at a workshop today to have my bodykit fitted and some paint and panel work, I have never liked taking my cars anywhere to get work done and am paraniod that the result will not be up to my high standards. This is in no way a reflection on the gentlemen carrying out the affore mentioned work, rather a genetic disposition on my behalf toward not trusting anyone. Please help me with my inner battle, sincerely - Danny

[Horus]

okay I have an etiquette question:

Why do men let ladies go first? Is it so they can get a good perve without fear of getting caught?

[nakedterror]

oh oh oh, I know the answer to that one Danny!

[R31Nismoid]

If you leave a message, someone will get back to you.  Don't try calling Nigel's mobile though as he is off to Perth leaving today.

If you can't catch anyone on 9512 7591, try calling Gerald directly on his mobile on 0414 359 888.

This message has been brought to you by the friendly staff of ICE Performance.

P.S.  Sorry to highjack the thread.  :rave:

If i had a dollar everytime i left a message... I'd have had a new turbo LONG ago (only left about 3 messages so im stirring)

But yer... Might try the moblie of Mr Gerald instead :headspin:

And no... im not a MOZZIE that'll just ask :bs!: questions all day and not spend

Thanks for the answers wardest (ed) i knew you'd come through wiuth me.

But one last question.

Why would a female dump me over the internet?

This i cant wait too see the reply too

[Wardest]

Why would a female dump me over the internet?

Thats easy man. Sh'e dump you for the net for the same reason you'd dump her for it.

No strings attached entertainment.

There is a difference tho. As a bloke I'd assume you'd be trawling the net looking for vids and pics about Bondage, Water Sports, Teenies, Schoolgirls, Ebony lust, Oriental fantasies, Mature Milfs, Latinas, more bondage, perhaps a tiny bit of necro stuff ( no animals tho ), Bang Bus, Gag Factor, Asian Man, Dogfart, Skinny puppy, Girls gone Wild, College Phuc Phest, Swingers Chat rooms, Fantasy ICQ etc. You know, the usual stuff us blokes look for and download.

She, on the other hand, is looking through shopping sites and make up suppliers, jewelery sites and Ebay. While she may not be going for Blacks on Blondes to satiate her fantasies, she is looking for obligation free excitement with no responsibilities or hang ups. Much like we do when we "go for a surf" And isn't that what we'd all like Ash?

In short, the Internet just gives her what she needs right now, more so than you do.

Unless you mean "Why did she email you a break up letter?"

In that case I have no idea other than she's a derranged psycho who spends too much time online.

[Guest INASNT]

If i had a dollar everytime i left a message... I'd have had a new turbo LONG ago (only left about 3 messages so im stirring)

But yer... Might try the moblie of Mr Gerald instead    :headspin:  

hahaha i just rang and got through in 2 rings.

Ash i told Gerald about your apparent phone calling problems and he said to leave a message and he will call u back if he dont answer!!! :wassup:

[R31Nismoid]

Unless you mean "Why did she email you a break up letter?"    

In that case I have no idea other than she's a derranged psycho who spends too much time online.

Yeah... Ie... i got the ASS over the internet!!!!!!!!!

Im not worried about on-lne shopping

i would do it in person if i was ever going to do that, at least im a decent lil boy

Ahhh well... Me and Mr Dj_lethal are hitting the town quite nicely of late... im sure to strike more gold

hahaha i just rang and got through in 2 rings.  

Ash i told Gerald about your apparent phone calling problems and he said to leave a message and he will call u back if he dont answer!!!  :wassup:

Thanks!

I think Nathan might be going there over the weekend... i shall tag along with him.

Im just unlucky with phones!

[Guest INASNT]

I think Nathan might be going there over the weekend... i shall tag along with him.

Im just unlucky with phones!

Maybe they just dont like u??? hehe

[Mr. Oizo]

Things have been pretty quiet since the big crash so we need to regroup and get that whoring feeling back.

big crash??

[AutoTrust]

:whip: Wardest dosn't like me, :spew: he ignores my question :cuss: :bs!:

[DJ_L3ThAL]

Dear Wardest,

the other night i was out clubbin doing my usual thing trying to get chicks... this hot blonde was looking at me in the corner.. i walk over and say 'hey baby' and she winks at me and grabs my hand and leads me into a secluded area of the club where we sit down on the sofa, we start getting jiggy-wit-it like kissing and stuff and its all good enjoying this for a good 20minutes or so until she whisp[ers into my ear 'touch me... touch me like daddy does'...

*alright, im not one to complain when there's a hot blonde on my lap but this brought me close to the line*

i gather my thoughts and think 'alright nathan, relax, just play along with it'.. so down my hand goes into the places young boys dream of and im doing my bad stuff and she's moaning away saying 'yes, yes that's it, yes daddy, yes!' and im just playing the 'daddy' game enjoying myself until all of a sudden she screams 'daddy's dead... daddy's dead!'...

*ok at this point i was pretty farken scared, so i jumped up and ran out of the club*

ok Wardest, what should i have done in this situation ?

[Mr. Oizo]

wtf... is that true nath?