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I had intentions of going down again tonight but fell asleep watching the news and only just woke up now when the mrs called my phone!

Should be good, I can't next Saturday because of a wedding but I should be able to if you're going next Sunday

Yep, it'll probably be the sunday. Im leaning towards ardrossan simply cos I know they have tonnes of blueys up there

-D

Three nurses were talking. The first nurse said, "I was cleaning in Dr Johnson's office the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nurses asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nurse said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Dr Johnson's room putting away some files and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nurses. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nurse fainted.

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Hey Luke (and Jenkies)

You don't need to remove the front diff housing - with a couple of lever bars / big flat head screwdrivers you can pop the shaft out in no time at all........saying that well done for succeeding anyway!! Never give up I say!

Cheers,

Andrew

ahhh cheers luke and andrew.

finally at that point now.... all ive got left is the front drive shaft , front half shafts and the bellhousing bolts right at the top(any hints??) ive removed heater hoses from back of engine but it still seems nearly impossible... all this is so much ahrder than putting an rb20 into a vl hahhaha but soooo close. even picked up an engine crane tonight.

since going over the car pulling it appart ive found 2 loose idler pulleys that havnt been locked, injector clips that havnt been fastened propperly and my front turbo feels loose on the manifold...... man im glad ill be reassembling everything myself.... have alot more faith in taking 4 times as long and doing it properly myself

One more before bed ...

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a

pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is

in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What

are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter

pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start

kissing.

When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts

pouring it all over her breasts.

"Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the

fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" They resume

their passionate interlude and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in

her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and

dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms up and

screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE DOING?"

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!

If I go down, I go down in flames!"

ahhh cheers luke and andrew.

finally at that point now.... all ive got left is the front drive shaft , front half shafts and the bellhousing bolts right at the top(any hints??) ive removed heater hoses from back of engine but it still seems nearly impossible... all this is so much ahrder than putting an rb20 into a vl hahhaha but soooo close. even picked up an engine crane tonight.

since going over the car pulling it appart ive found 2 loose idler pulleys that havnt been locked, injector clips that havnt been fastened propperly and my front turbo feels loose on the manifold...... man im glad ill be reassembling everything myself.... have alot more faith in taking 4 times as long and doing it properly myself

Hey mate, to get to the top 2 bolts u need to undo the gearbox subframe, so the gearbox is hanging, raise the car up alittle then u will need roughly a metre long extension on a rattle gun to reach the top two. Make sure all the speed sensors and connectors are undone.

Luke

Just random thnig that f**ked me of tonight, got pulled over by the popo and after taking a look at my car not noticing the carbon bonnet or the car being too low the cop tells me i have an illegal liscence plate holder on my rear bumper :rofl: ??? I asked wtf becoz clearly its just the stock r34 liscence plate thing where its meant to be but nup the officer continues to persist in telling me its illegal and that i should get a defect, and after about 30 mins of arguing he tells me to rev the engine and says im getting a defect ;) for an apparent bov that doesnt exist! But yet no mention for anythin else didnt chek rims, height, exhaust or anythin.

Things like this just shit me of! And worse is the whole time i was bein nice as i could with the 2 dudes wasnt givin em attitude or anythin hoping they would let me go!!!!!!

No BOV, but you must of had a pod filter making the whoosh whoosh noise or a blocked BOV making some sututututu therefore making the cop think its a BOV of some sort.... heard of that happening before and witness one with the latter.

I'd take 1 point over public transport/push bike any time of the day

@Ben - A couple of the guys that work for me were at Ardrossan last week and said there weren't many crabs around and then most were undersize. They reckon they had a better chance catching crabs in the local pub, next to the jetty/caravan park!

I'd take 1 point over public transport/push bike any time of the day

@Ben - A couple of the guys that work for me were at Ardrossan last week and said there weren't many crabs around and then most were undersize. They reckon they had a better chance catching crabs in the local pub, next to the jetty/caravan park!

I was at ardrossan 2 weeks ago and we pulled up around 100 crabs, but most of them were undersize. Out of all of them, 6 were legal, and only barely. We were scooping 2-3 crabs up per retrieval of the nets... maybe I should try the moonta bay colony instead... there certainly were tonnes of crabs at ardrossan but not big ones. I was using redbait too (not supposed to but I didnt have any squid handy)

-D

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