Stacked It On A Bike

[jjskyline79]

Was outside my sister house last night and she lives on a corner plot where a lot of people (chavs init bruv) try and drift round the corner.

Ive seen better attempts from my 70 year old Grandad in his electric powered wheel chair to be honest

Any way a few bikes decided to join in and neither of them were wearing any real protection just helmet t shirt trainers and jeans.

My sister friend turns up just as one of these bikes comes up to the corner

I made a comment about how much it would hurt if they fell off and i would laugh so hard if they did..............................

And Boom!!!! He stakes it big time right in front of us and slides a few yards down the road.

Maybe this one at least will think about wear something a bit more protective as judging by the way he was holding his arm and the rep you Ozzy guys have I would have said it hurt like f**k!!!!!!

[KezR33]

Ha, I love the word Chav. Only recently discovered who they are.

Going to buy my british mate a Burberry cap for his birthday, he's gonna love it.

[shanusr33]

well...finish the story...did you laugh so hard?? or did you go running to help?

cause if i'd stacked it and somebody laughing at me i'd slap 'em lol

[Priestley]

Did you film it?

Videos of squids hurting themselves is usually hilarious. For instance:

No throttle control, terrible balance and only waring helmet and gloves.

[BeEnAr]

AHAHHAAAA!!! Suffer in his jocks, Tadger!!

[jjskyline79]

well...finish the story...did you laugh so hard?? or did you go running to help?

cause if i'd stacked it and somebody laughing at me i'd slap 'em lol

If he had been wearing the correct protective wear and not tearing up and down the damn road trying to showing off I would have been a bit more sympathetic

Just like to now what they think might happen when there bear skin makes contact with the tarmac at 50 60 70k cheese grater salt and lemon to the cock would be a 1000 times better i would think but alas its not cool is it????

Sorry to say it but you can only laugh at complete morons

Edited March 3, 2010 by jjskyline79

[wanzi]

If he had been wearing the correct protective wear and not tearing up and down the damn road trying to showing off I would have been a bit more sympathetic

Just like to now what they think might happen when there bear skin makes contact with the tarmac at 50 60 70k cheese grater salt and lemon to the cock would be a 1000 times better i would think but alas its not cool is it????

Sorry to say it but you can only laugh at complete morons

reminds me of some twat in the safeway carpark on chapel st. P plater in a 180sx flogging it round with his mate n some underage slappers as passengers. He comes round the corner hard, around the speed humps, tries to rip a handbrake to stop next to a 4WD n bang ran straight into it. I sorta felt bad for him when he started crying but then I remembered how funny it was n kept laughing

[BeEnAr]

agreed. Some people think because they see someone fall off and are on a bike then they for some reason deserve more sympathy. Not me! If they are acting like tools then they deserve what's coming to them, same goes for a person in the same situation in a car. And I have no sympathy for any bike rider that gets on a bike in anything less than kevlar jeans or proper bike riding gear (read leathers or soft shells) the amout of times I see douches riding around in shorts, t-shirts (or singlets) and runners is rediculous, sometimes they still wear their gloves!

I know it can be hot out there some days but to me, getting on a bike without the right gear is like getting in a car and driving it with no seatbelt, sure you're fine if nothing happens but the minute you get hit or hit something, you're getting creamed! Should be a law against it IMO

[wanzi]

agreed. Some people think because they see someone fall off and are on a bike then they for some reason deserve more sympathy. Not me! If they are acting like tools then they deserve what's coming to them, same goes for a person in the same situation in a car. And I have no sympathy for any bike rider that gets on a bike in anything less than kevlar jeans or proper bike riding gear (read leathers or soft shells) the amout of times I see douches riding around in shorts, t-shirts (or singlets) and runners is rediculous, sometimes they still wear their gloves!

I know it can be hot out there some days but to me, getting on a bike without the right gear is like getting in a car and driving it with no seatbelt, sure you're fine if nothing happens but the minute you get hit or hit something, you're getting creamed! Should be a law against it IMO

got a mate who rides n he never goes out without the Kevlar jeans, boots n jacket. He told me he'd rather arrive dripping in sweat rather than in a body bag. I was considering a bike but being witness to several bikes being cleaned up by cars recently has changed my mind

[scotty014]

Did you film it?

Videos of squids hurting themselves is usually hilarious. For instance:

No throttle control, terrible balance and only waring helmet and gloves.

here's an even funnier one, great music to go with it too lol.

[NO-GTR]

chavs init bruv???? wtf is that.. i dont even know and i LOLD

[Downforce]

arghh those vids of guys on bikes coming off and sliding on the road wearing just a t-shirt makes me cringe! Just imagine how much that would hurt

[jjskyline79]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

tis a chav ight!!! (silly hand click thing)

Have you ever seen Ally G? thats a piss take on chavs

Edited March 4, 2010 by jjskyline79

[Basti]

here's an even funnier one, great music to go with it too lol.

1:51 is awesome. the bike is a better rider than he is

[Willie]

A couple of years ago I saw someone pulling a long mono on a high powered bike. He was screaming through the gears and was doing over 150 (60 zone) when he flew past me. (I was walking). A ute coming the other way started a right turn. The bike would have been 100 metres away when he started to turn. Still mono-ing, he hit so hard that it spun the ute 90 degrees.

It took me half a minute to walk up. The poor bastard in the ute was in shock and was just getting out. I stepped over the guy on the bike/ground, to go and console the guy driving the ute and to say I would be a witness. I didn't even look at the POS on the ground. Later, I was disappointed to discover that he didn't die. But he was paralysed. From what the cops said, his driving/riding record was pretty spectacular.

[baron25]

I didn't even look at the POS on the ground. Later, I was disappointed to discover that he didn't die. But he was paralysed.

Dude, ouch. You might want to go talk to someone, you sound like a sociopath.

[Willie]

Dude, ouch. You might want to go talk to someone, you sound like a sociopath.

If I am then I'm happy to be it. I've ridden bikes for years, and owned a Ducati at the time. I can't stand riders like this. Saturday morning, main drag, 60 zone. Anyway, I assumed him to be dead and was more concerned with the poor driver who looked....began to make a safe turn....and couldn't work out where the bike had come from.

If it's a sin to have no concern for people who happily endanger the lives of others and then ruin their own lives, mark me as guilty.

(and btw, I'm not sure sociopaths go out of their way, to offer to be witnesses. If I hadn't, the driver could have been accused of making a dangerous turn, which he did not.)

Edited March 5, 2010 by Willie

[adznight]

Chavs

[jjskyline79]

A couple of years ago I saw someone pulling a long mono on a high powered bike. He was screaming through the gears and was doing over 150 (60 zone) when he flew past me. (I was walking). A ute coming the other way started a right turn. The bike would have been 100 metres away when he started to turn. Still mono-ing, he hit so hard that it spun the ute 90 degrees.

It took me half a minute to walk up. The poor bastard in the ute was in shock and was just getting out. I stepped over the guy on the bike/ground, to go and console the guy driving the ute and to say I would be a witness. I didn't even look at the POS on the ground. Later, I was disappointed to discover that he didn't die. But he was paralysed. From what the cops said, his driving/riding record was pretty spectacular.

I would have will do the same thing and had it not been for someone that had done this for me i would not be here today after a 100mph head on crash that left me trapped in a car while it burnt around me and my friend

What made me laugh was the guy actually said to the police on the phone after he put the flames out ÿes theres another casualty but i couldn't careless about him as he coursed the crash.

[JEPPE]

What an idiot! I would laugh at him! He deserves it. People who ride without gear don't deserve to have skin, they are that stupid.

Unless I have been going at a walking pace, I have NEVER not worn gear on a bike. As we say: All the gear, all the time.