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Fitting A Turbo Encabulator To An R32 Gtr

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By Wyseman,
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BAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Authors comment sums it up perfectly: "It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration."

And then the comment from SaltyDawg154 "The real question is does it produce the needed 1.21 Jiggawatts needed to power the Delorean time machine?

I wonder how they solved getting the wiggle pin into the wobble shaft?"

Gold mate, Gold.

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Or IT talk to non IT ppl.

Totally, I went shopping for a new laptop on the w/e.

The salesman was like, 'it's got 11jiggidywatts of ram, 1gig of memory, graphics card to the power of 10'.

I was like, "Yeah, I just want one that plays porn good".

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So this is the new challenge then.. Invent an unrealistic automotive component, get a few people to talk about it in Forced Induction performance enough that other people join in the discussion.

Wait for people who don't know wastegates from exhaust fans to join in with opinions about the new component and how their mate has one and it's awesome... You know the type of person.. "I read on NS.com that fitting a < made up thing > to your RB can get you 15-20 RWKW if you change a setting on your power FC to compensate for the additional octane lag generated by the low inductance perssure in the intercooler vortex..

Make sure you post a few entries on NS.com and other forums so you can cross-reference the thing you've invented..

Within 6 weeks, you'll get "forum experts" who know everything about the component you've invented, Scammers trying to sell second hand "things", workshops everywhere scratching their heads about the enquiries they're geting for the mystery performance component. If you could get a reputable parts supplier in on the joke and get them to add the component to a website showing it as "on backorder" you'd be really set...

Any good suggestions for a part name that sounds like something everyone would want?

"Electronic low-pressure boost curve tank" ?

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Totally, I went shopping for a new laptop on the w/e.

The salesman was like, 'it's got 11jiggidywatts of ram, 1gig of memory, graphics card to the power of 10'.

I was like, "Yeah, I just want one that plays porn good".

Did he suggest a Mac? They must be good for porn as everyone that has one is a wanker! :D

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And it will be for about another 6 months, then your battery will be dead, your speakers will crackle, you will have burn marks anywhere you put it from the massive amount of heat it produces oh and the EPower crap will sh1t you to tears....

Apart from that it's a great hot water bottle substitute for you bed at night :D

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