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Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

ok thats just a little strange & I really don't get that one :Oops: so explain please

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The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all, dear," she said to her husband, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"

"No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver."

This married couple were on holiday in Jamaica, and were walking around the

market place browsing at all the goods for sale, when they passed this small

sandal shop.

>From inside the shop they heard the shopkeeper in his broad Jamaican accent

say "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the couple

entered. The Jamaican said to them "I have some very special sandals. I tink

dat you would be interested in dem. Dey make you wild at sex."

Well of course the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after

hearing the mans claims, but the husband felt he didn't really need them, as

he was such a fantastic sex God.

The husband asked the Jamaican " How could the sandals make you into this

sex superman?"

The Jamaican replied "just try dem on man". Well the husband after some

badgering from his wife finally gave in and tried the sandals on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,

something his wife had not seen in years! The husband grabbed the Jamaican,

violently bent him over the shop counter, yanked down his shorts and pants,

ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican suddenly began screaming , " YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET

The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all, dear," she said to her husband, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"

"No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver."

mmmmm was trying to find out where the smell was coming from paul :throwup:

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