Jump to content
SAU Community

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 62.7k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • chaos

    7164

  • Ska

    5791

  • BelGarion

    3645

  • Nexus9

    3590

Top Posters In This Topic

In Tennnessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:

"Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the

backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black

mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of

talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government,

so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me

jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies

and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be

eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for

eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out,

and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle

down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some

undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious

characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible

dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife,

a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what

he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten bucks."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you

selling him so cheap?"

The owner replies, "Aw, he's just a big liar. He didn't do

any of that shit."

No not yet James

Travelling salesman rings a doorbell. Door is opened by a boy, eight years

old, wearing a top hat and a tutu. He has a large martini in one hand, a

cigar in the other.

"Young man, are your parents at home?" asks the travelling salesman.

Replies the boy, "What the fark do _you_ think?"

Actually Luke it was a Protestant Priest :)

Travelling salesman rings a doorbell. Door is opened by a boy, eight years

old, wearing a top hat and a tutu. He has a large martini in one hand, a

cigar in the other.

"Young man, are your parents at home?" asks the travelling salesman.

Replies the boy, "What the **** do _you_ think?"

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.



  • Similar Content

  • Latest Posts

    • And I just realised that that advice is slightly nonsensical for a GTR, because you need 2 of them. But it is otherwise true.
    • Having had a reasonable look at the car, I'll be able to remove the (one time) rams and retract the hinge (they are held in the down location by a tiny (m3?) sacrificial screw) which will get it physically back in shape. From there if you remove the rams you need a resistor to turn off the airbag light (as Mark said, there are plug in kits and I might go that way because its reversible). And...per all the threads on here, even if you have the resistors to turn off the airbag light, the bonnet light will stay on as it writes to the airbag computer history - that is either replace the airbag controller, reprogam the EPROM (if I can work out how), or remove the globe from the dash. Having seen how sensitive this system is, if I had my time over I'd pre-emptively remove the rams, even on a road car, because this is all a very unnecessary pain in the arse. Reminds me, time to go and have a look at the Fuga too....
    • Hi, I need same this wing nismo , Does anyone have one for sale?  if any one have can contact me  00966546888343
    • Nah, lots of insurance repairs on V36 and V37 for pedestrians deployments. Reasons ranging from possums, to extremely severe potholes have deployed them. However, paying for the full repair can still be upto $5k AU some people have noted!
    • Hi, i got 1998 r34 4 door auto abs model and its manual converted with bigbox when i bought it . I successfully find the neutral and reverse light wire but can’t find the speed signal wires for speedo drive. I know its grey plug but on my loom no grey plug with 2 wires . I opened the loom upto where it getting branch with other wire, i’m amazed they is no wire. So need help how to fix the speedometer problem. I search on google it says some r34 model measure speed from diff sensor. Is it right? I talk to a wrecker he say no this isn’t right, i’m kinda stuck. Please help
×
×
  • Create New...