QLD Whoretown...

[Charly]

damn  

 

too fast

 

too furious

so crap

so cheezy

so many memories.

:grouphug:

[chaos]

cya wade

[Nexus9]

I bow to your pre-emptiveness

[Charly]

man walks into a bar. *end joke*

and the canadian version,

Baby seal walks into a club. *end joke*

[Charly]

I bow to your pre-emptiveness  

damn straight.

[NismoGirl]

I take that as a no

[Nexus9]

umm ....... no

[chaos]

he probably wont say till he gets home

[Charly]

me neither.

[Nexus9]

I 'm goin home

seeyas :wavey:

[chaos]

cya nex

[Nexus9]

But before i go here are a couple for Charly

A priest, a rabbi and an elephant walk into a bar, and the bartender says

"What is this, a joke?"

[BelGarion]

mmm evening

[Nexus9]

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they see a 10

year old boy.

The Priest says "Want to screw him?"

The Rabbi says "Out of what?"

[PlATiuM]

hey all im bored how about yous

[Nexus9]

In Tennnessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:

"Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the

backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black

mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of

talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government,

so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me

jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies

and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be

eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for

eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out,

and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle

down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some

undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious

characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible

dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife,

a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what

he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten bucks."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you

selling him so cheap?"

The owner replies, "Aw, he's just a big liar. He didn't do

any of that shit."

[BelGarion]

chris you tellin dirty jokes again???

have you escaped the whip yet?

[Nexus9]

No not yet James

Travelling salesman rings a doorbell. Door is opened by a boy, eight years

old, wearing a top hat and a tutu. He has a large martini in one hand, a

cigar in the other.

"Young man, are your parents at home?" asks the travelling salesman.

Replies the boy, "What the fark do _you_ think?"

[PlATiuM]

lol nex HAHAHAH! typical catholic molesting some young boy than the damn jews ripping u off

[Nexus9]

Actually Luke it was a Protestant Priest

Travelling salesman rings a doorbell. Door is opened by a boy, eight years

old, wearing a top hat and a tutu. He has a large martini in one hand, a

cigar in the other.

"Young man, are your parents at home?" asks the travelling salesman.

Replies the boy, "What the **** do _you_ think?"