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just thought i'd share my luck, my mate rang me today who's going overseas to see if i wanted to replace his part time one-day-a-week job... guess what it is ?

coaching the year 11/12 girls basketball teams at a local private college:ghost:

im so wrapped lol, just coach their 2 games every wednesday and mark the roll n take them to and from the game on the bus

LOL, suits me so well :)

haha but your not the 19yr old coach with a skyline :)

 

upper hand my boy upper hand

 

haha but i dont think hittin on em is wise considering im technically a teacher there lol

haha, good point

but, youve lost your license...

... sports teachers get special privellege... they are considered as teachers, but usually like swear/joke around with students... the boundaries are a bit pushed for them... they can get away with much more.. because u become friends with them...rather than hating them

i think not only should you teache them baseball but sex education, and teach them how to give you head properly on the back of the bus without making a mess. each girl should have a go till they become real good at it then you have to teach them how to take it from behind doggy style. then youllbecome a good teacher.

i think not only should you teache them baseball but sex education, and teach them how to give you head properly on the back of the bus without making a mess. each girl should have a go till they become real good at it then you have to teach them how to take it from behind doggy style. then youllbecome a good teacher.

haha what is that??

it wont matter darkie...

even if ur 6yo... half ur age is 3 + 7 =10 so she would be older.

most guys arent sexually active til about 12... so half that is 6 + 7 =13 :rofl:

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