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nice way of looking at it.

mine was art for a year there, now its back to being a car.

Mine is art and will remain art until I get in the drivers seat.......................then its just porn.

I have learnt....

*Too much alcohol results in drunken phone calls, embarrassment and making friends with the porcelain throne.

* The 'slow lane' is usually the fastest cause no one wants to admit that they're slow.

*It is possible to drive normally in stilettos but it's not great on Mountain runs

And finally

*Driving like a dick when you're angry is usually a dick move.

Can I get some more pearls of wisdom from you ol' farts

Not only is it possible to drive in stilettos it is also possible to run in stilettos and to push start a car in stilettos (don't ask why the girl in the dress and stilletos was the one pushing the car because to this day I'm not sure, but that's the way the cookie crumbled)

ZCR can vouch for it - He was the one in the car that I pushed!!! :/ I drew the short straw - I would love to see pics of the event but none unfortunately unless there there was some creepy ass stalker hiding in the bushes! That's what happens when suspension work is being done to his 32 and an old shitbox Corolla is borrowed off a friend!

Not only is it possible to drive in stilettos it is also possible to run in stilettos and to push start a car in stilettos (don't ask why the girl in the dress and stilletos was the one pushing the car because to this day I'm not sure, but that's the way the cookie crumbled)

I agree. It is possible. Pushed a Magna in stilettos and a skirt.

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