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hahaha take a number and get in line, Heaps of people want in on what I do...There is a serious lineup to get into my field.

What IT experience do you have Matt?

a fair bit across varied areas.

Haven't played with Windows Servers myself since the 03 version.

Lots of level 1 work on fixing desktops and printers

Can strip an rebuild laptops.

Old work had me build one of there Linux servers. After them having it 18 months and never getting it into production I had it up and running and through testing within 6 months (very strict testing they wanted especially after their f**kups). I actually hear that the system ran for 5.5 years without a single fault, they just replaced it as a preventative measure.

I used to be able to hack code together in java, specifically for HMI displays that talked to PLCs to run part of a steel works.

I use to be able to code well in C, haven't touched it in 5 years though, can read it, but don't know it fluently any more.

And I do a bit of hacking together with PHP and mySQL as a past time.

Have my own ML350 server at home, doing a fresh load on it at the moment as my acquisition centre, and file server.

As for work, I just talk it up... I'm a consultant, primarily dealing in SMB. Haven't actually touched the tools professionally for about 3.5 years. Have done plenty for myself and others but not as a job.

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Just spoke to Haltech. They have not received any ECU from EFI Performance or under the name of Sean Ramsdell.

I asked them about the drilling of holes in ECU and they told me that they only do that to demonstration / display versions for dealer workshops to ensure they are not used again in the event they are stolen.

He ensured me that they will not do that to mine (if its there)

Really, really, really, really depressed with everything regarding the car FTM.............................to the point where I feel it just wasnt mean to be :/ :/ :/

The worse part about it is if the Haltech is fked, Im not in a financial position to purchase another which means no car, no tuning................................nothing.

Charity Cruise for Ants' Ecu, Tony's turbo, Chants' new car?

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Anna is a bit the same, though due to her career knows lots of beauty/makeup stuff, aside from that, loves hello kitty, also rebuilds engines lol

We could be friends... I however know shit all about makeup or beauty, I hate going to the hairdresser with a passion!

It cant be removed, half of my house is a makeup salon, Anna works at a makeup supplier, brides come to our house to discuss makeup, half of Annas friends are in the business. ITs here to stay, but it makes Anna happy and makes us money so I am all good

This could come in handy information in the future!

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It cant be removed, half of my house is a makeup salon, Anna works at a makeup supplier, brides come to our house to discuss makeup, half of Annas friends are in the business. ITs here to stay, but it makes Anna happy and makes us money so I am all good

Happy Wife Happy Life.

a fair bit across varied areas.

Haven't played with Windows Servers myself since the 03 version.

Lots of level 1 work on fixing desktops and printers

Can strip an rebuild laptops.

Old work had me build one of there Linux servers. After them having it 18 months and never getting it into production I had it up and running and through testing within 6 months (very strict testing they wanted especially after their f**kups). I actually hear that the system ran for 5.5 years without a single fault, they just replaced it as a preventative measure.

I used to be able to hack code together in java, specifically for HMI displays that talked to PLCs to run part of a steel works.

I use to be able to code well in C, haven't touched it in 5 years though, can read it, but don't know it fluently any more.

And I do a bit of hacking together with PHP and mySQL as a past time.

Have my own ML350 server at home, doing a fresh load on it at the moment as my acquisition centre, and file server.

As for work, I just talk it up... I'm a consultant, primarily dealing in SMB. Haven't actually touched the tools professionally for about 3.5 years. Have done plenty for myself and others but not as a job.

Ah so are you doing pre sales work or in out money grab without being on the hook for delivery of product?

Charity Cruise for Ants' Ecu & Chants' new car?

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Why no turbo for the Maxima?

Because Maxima, we will however chip in for Presidential flags

Ants, really sucks to hear your position mate. If you need anything...I mean anything, let me know. More than happy to help....sacrifice a testicle.

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Happy Wife Happy Life.

Ah so are you doing pre sales work or in out money grab without being on the hook for delivery of product?

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i do from opportunity arising, to the point order is placed, at which point acquisition of goods is handed to another department.

I then run hand over to technical and they manage install.

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Ants, really sucks to hear your position mate. If you need (almost) anything, let me know. More than happy to help..

Thanks mate.

One thing awesome about this place is the goodness of people which is really appreciated.

Im just depressed for now. I will get over it.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the ECU is not Fkd. but just requires a firmwarre update which I found here as Sean mentioned it is a v1

http://www.haltech.com/downloads-2/ecu-software-firmware/

I will talk to Sean next week and see if he has seen this, as to send a new working ECU back to Haltech for repair may not had been necessary but I will verify this wtih him.

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We could be friends... I however know shit all about makeup or beauty, I hate going to the hairdresser with a passion!

This could come in handy information in the future!

Anna also hates the hair dresser lol

If you ever have make up needs let me know and I will pass it on to Anna

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Thanks mate.

One thing awesome about this place is the goodness of people which is really appreciated.

Im just depressed for now. I will get over it.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the ECU is not Fkd. but just requires a firmwarre update which I found here as Sean mentioned it is a v1

http://www.haltech.com/downloads-2/ecu-software-firmware/

I will talk to Sean next week and see if he has seen this, as to send a new working ECU back to Haltech for repair may not had been necessary but I will verify this wtih him.

If the communication to the ECU is fokked though Sean wont be able to upgrade the firmware insitu

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Anyone know how to remove gel nail polish? It's the shit that is cured under the UV lights...

I was gonna suggest industrial paint stripper but then I came to my senses :P

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If the communication to the ECU is fokked though Sean wont be able to upgrade the firmware insitu

Maybe. I do not know enough about it comment on the inherent issue. Best to wait to hear from Haltech and Sean.

Probably EFI maybe allstar

ok.

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i do from opportunity arising, to the point order is placed, at which point acquisition of goods is handed to another department.

I then run hand over to technical and they manage install.

Pre Sales then, I used to do it and will probably start my own company again to do it in this space.

Probably EFI maybe allstar

AllStar all the way.

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