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lo poor Mel. Looks like da local boyz in blue are attracted to ya. Next time just say to them that u have been drinking, just robbed a bank, and that this is your getaway car :P

haha would be funny, they would probably use that as an excuse for a strip search tho, waste my time...

Ants, you're welcome to ride shotgun with me when I'm going around the mountains and then tell me that I need bigger bollocks. ;)

I'll ride shotgun then tell you that you need bigger bollocks...

Ah promo girls at jamboree......... cant help but feel theres a supermarket in brissy 10 checkout girls short

Fkn promo girls... Some are good, some are so so so so incredibly horiffic it makes me nauseous!

I'll ride shotgun then tell you that you need bigger bollocks...

Fkn promo girls... Some are good, some are so so so so incredibly horiffic it makes me nauseous!

You're more than welcome to. Just remember, my wheel bearing is f**ked, my PS fluid is f**ked, I have no capacity to compression brake and my brakes overheat. :)

You're more than welcome to. Just remember, my wheel bearing is f**ked, my PS fluid is f**ked, I have no capacity to compression brake and my brakes overheat. :)

In that case if i survive I will tell you that you need bigger bollocks :yes: I'm not scared as easily as I probably should be in cars (when I am not driving)...

I'll ride shotgun then tell you that you need bigger bollocks... Fkn promo girls... Some are good, some are so so so so incredibly horiffic it makes me nauseous!

FARKIN LOL!!!!

In that case if i survive I will tell you that you need bigger bollocks :yes: I'm not scared as easily as I probably should be in cars (when I am not driving)...

As a passenger it's a different story. I can ride shotgun with mike or McFly and be perfectly fine. Thing is, as a passenger, you don't feel the steering get absurdly heavy, or the brakes fading, or the tyres slipping out. Although with enough experience, you can generally pick when something isn't right.

You're more than welcome to. Just remember, my wheel bearing is f**ked, my PS fluid is f**ked, I have no capacity to compression brake and my brakes overheat. :)

so just to sum things up.........

everything is fkd

As a passenger it's a different story. I can ride shotgun with mike or McFly and be perfectly fine. Thing is, as a passenger, you don't feel the steering get absurdly heavy, or the brakes fading, or the tyres slipping out. Although with enough experience, you can generally pick when something isn't right.

During the day I drive fine night I avoid purely because I can't see shit my night vision is worse than trying to spot a black mans arm out a window in the shadows...

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You're more than welcome to. Just remember, my wheel bearing is f**ked, my PS fluid is f**ked, I have no capacity to compression brake and my brakes overheat. :)

sounds like you need more common sense as opposed to more bollocks! You know that when a wheel bearing collapses your wheel falls off right? :P

In other shit news just got back from the vet, the cat requires additional work, in addition to this our body corporate got levied again, there goes $3200 out of the fixing my car fund

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so just to sum things up.........

everything is fkd

Headlights are fine. Oh wait, one of them is blown too.

Seats are fine, I guess? Engine runs well - enough.

Was cruising behind Zane and was just thinking of my old s13. So tempted to scrap the maxima and get a FC, R32 or something similar. Light, with a bigger motor and plenty of parts available.

Headlights are fine. Oh wait, one of them is blown too.

Seats are fine, I guess? Engine runs well - enough.

Was cruising behind Zane and was just thinking of my old s13. So tempted to scrap the maxima and get a FC, R32 or something similar. Light, with a bigger motor and plenty of parts available.

Do it!

A few years ago there was a lexus gold R32 that I wanted, I still dream about that car... I would almost sell my soul for it (oh wait I need a soul first)... Unfortunately it was new car or an education and for some reason the more expensive education won :wacko: not to mention I would not get rid of pinky so I would have needed space for my two cars plus Zanes...

R32!!!

Oh Hai! :action-smiley-069:

:action-smiley-069:

I saw you were in the forum, was wondering if you were going to post anything!

Your ears must've been burning. Sarp?

He was probably wondering how much of a pain in the butt I am being today lol

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