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I would rather spend my money on real estate agents than fkn lawyers! :P

Actually scrap that, Real Estate agents are pretty awful, for some one that requires very little in the way of education they tend to think they are the pinnacle of society and intellect.

That's what everyone says until they need one :) who does the conveyancing lol

That's what everyone says until they need one :) who does the conveyancing lol

Trained monkeys? I did most of mine myself, the Lawyers paralegal checked it over, then the Lawyer did, made no changes, and we were good to go.

Conveyancing is the biggest joke of all, its really not at all difficult.

Guess that's the other thing with investing in houses, all that crap, fair bit of fees in total

just chuck it in a high interest bearing account. Safest way to make some money if your disciplined

Guess that's the other thing with investing in houses, all that crap, fair bit of fees in total

Depends on who you go to, my legal fees were under $1500, but I did do most of the legwork myself.

A Monday joke, at my expense pun intended:

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. A Policeman arrived at the scene and found the lawyer complaining about the damage to his new M3.

The lawyer made his opening submission "officer look what they've done to my Beemer!"

The Policeman responded "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!"

The Policeman continued "You're so worried about your bloody BMW, that you didn't even notice that your arm was ripped clean off!"

The lawyer's face became ghost white with panic, as he realised his arm was pumping blood and missing, he looked at the Policeman and said "screw my bloody arm, where's my fkn Rolex!"

A Monday joke, at my expense pun intended:

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. A Policeman arrived at the scene and found the lawyer complaining about the damage to his new M3.

The lawyer made his opening submission "officer look what they've done to my Beemer!"

The Policeman responded "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!"

The Policeman continued "You're so worried about your bloody BMW, that you didn't even notice that your arm was ripped clean off!"

The lawyer's face became ghost white with panic, as he realised his arm was pumping blood and missing, he looked at the Policeman and said "screw my bloody arm, where's my fkn Rolex!"

lol achieved. Good one.

Now................do you own a Rolex :P

A Monday joke, at my expense pun intended:

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. A Policeman arrived at the scene and found the lawyer complaining about the damage to his new M3.

The lawyer made his opening submission "officer look what they've done to my Beemer!"

The Policeman responded "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!"

The Policeman continued "You're so worried about your bloody BMW, that you didn't even notice that your arm was ripped clean off!"

The lawyer's face became ghost white with panic, as he realised his arm was pumping blood and missing, he looked at the Policeman and said "screw my bloody arm, where's my fkn Rolex!"

Have heard this before, except it was aimed at recruiters.

So what you're saying is spend it on real estate agents lol

[massive disclaimer: I have nothing against real estate agents, I'm sure they're really nice people. The centre of my joke is based on this recent article http://m.propertyobserver.com.au/industry-news/real-estate-agent-glenn-farah-disqualified-until-2021/2012100857041 ] phew!

Most REs wouldnt know their arse from their elbow lol. I've done a lot of reading on the subject and construction/prop development is my industry. Much of the trouble is like the stock market sorting the good info from the bad and going from there.

I wouldnt trust anyone with a vested interest in selling properties or in the market itself. All their advice tends to be geared towards driving market activity rather than solid investment strategy which is understandable.

Trained monkeys? I did most of mine myself, the Lawyers paralegal checked it over, then the Lawyer did, made no changes, and we were good to go.

Conveyancing is the biggest joke of all, its really not at all difficult.

Conveyancing simple, but you'd want a solicitor to do it as their insurance covers any inadvertent errors. Remember that a wrong conveyance means no title to the property ultimately. There are heaps of cases where so called conveyancers have made simple errors with folio numbers and owner received a bad title.

Conveyancing simple, but you'd want a solicitor to do it as their insurance covers any inadvertent errors. Remember that a wrong conveyance means no title to the property ultimately. There are heaps of cases where so called conveyancers have made simple errors with folio numbers and owner received a bad title.

Train the monkeys correctly and all will be well.

Tony just keep checking radiator every morning and before you leave wok for the next week stick a bottle of wAter in the car

And just look and make sure there is no coolant hanging around that drain screw

I was bloody lucky, I was in the brief window where I got the stamp duty exemption and the first home owners grant, 7k in the hand and almost 11,000 dollars saved in stamp duty

Good thing about this is if you do plan to build new atm you get $15k and the stamp duty concession

Good thing about this is if you do plan to build new atm you get $15k and the stamp duty concession

Yeah. The trouble is no one is building anything new that is affordable in an area I would want to live. But yeah orc toy were building the system is working for you at the moment.

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