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maybe he was really desperate for a fresh steak?

Good thinking. Make sure the car got a sharp-edge GT wing. Drift the car's tail towards the cow & hopefully slice off some chunks of meat off the poor beast.

Then drive to work with a porterhouse slowly cooking under the bonnet....

Hmm.. where's my pepper shaker....? Hope I didn't leave it at home...

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I was walking to the city the smorning, minding my own business. I looked up and there it twoz, a giant glorious bovine ( of the black and white variety ). and i sez to im i sez - "scooz me mister happy-chewy-on-the-grass-casual-cowwy could you please move for me please now?" and the roo00ood bugger-ra had da noive to say "moOOOOoooOOOoov", SUNNUVA! i sez to im i sez " i ask-ed k-nicely, you don't want me to ask-ed knives-ly doos ya?" and he said "AAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaahhh-- sh!t far|< CU[rre]NT bituaman MoooOOOooOOooo sonnova, mooOOOo .........." as i stabbed him repeatedly wit' my cheese-sandwich, then as he raannnd awayz from my super-firey-pickle manuvere, a vee-twelve torana went straight thru him at 900 km/h .......

yours truly,

mybrudda.

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j/k, k.

ps i'm not 180datsun or whoever, k.

mmm... good.

time for bed... and cheese, gotta have some....

hope i didn't offend any cows, or cheese-sandwiches..

i'm glad if mybrudda was offended......

oooo ooo oo, hello mom.

i'd like to thank god... for creating the bovinus-fattimus-withcheesimus, aka quarter-pounder wit cheese.

going now, won't disturb you ne more.

k?

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An old friend of mine's sister who lived in Adelaide bought a Pulsar in Melbourne. So after the purchase she and her sister drove it back to Adelaide and just before Ballarat the car was totalled when she hit (and very much killed) a Shetland Pony.

It was actually the car in front of her that hit the pony initially but there was no way she could miss it either. She felt pretty good about killing her sisters new car and a little girls pet pony all at once!

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