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Originally posted by skyzerr33

I've been to afew aswell.

working or doing work experience for the Ministry of Justice allows you to experience seeing the inside of prisons.

phew!!!! for a sec i thought u were some bikey turned skyline addict:eek1:

hey u wouldnt happen to know someone would could *cough cough* make problems....... disappear? ..... or they may be able to make problems.... appear?

ps. i know a good problem solver..... his name is revolver (quote: dmx, and then there was X) just a little shizer joke of mine..uhoh.gif

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Originally posted by Boostzor

hehe yeh not bad but i bit too direct. Id like to be nice and subtle about it so i can say something without actually sayin it if u know what i mean;)  u know like pics of trains goin into tunnels and stuff like that.

What about a picture of a truck or some sort of vehicle that got stuck trying to get under something that's too low? or too small?

I have a funny picture in my head of a truck trying to get into a tunnel that's too small and getting stuck and trying to heave it's way through.

His ass is gonna wish it wasn't the tunnel :burnout:

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Originally posted by aw11

can i have a job at your place??? ;)

Bwahahah u wish:lol:

I could either be doin 2-3hrs worth of work in an 8hr shift and sit there with my thumb up my ass or i could be a postwhore and work efficiently all day:D

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Guest GR33DyMANGO
Originally posted by Boostzor

Bwahahah u  wish:lol:  

I could either be doin 2-3hrs worth of work in an 8hr shift and sit there with my thumb up my ass or i could be a postwhore and work efficiently all day:D

BUAUHAHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... HAHhaaaa........

hey that sounds like me at work! theres not much work coming into our office so im 'pretending' to be really really productive.... well thats kinda true if message whoring as counted at work.

hopefully soon my trainee program will start so i can do some work..... but at this rate... it looks like im gonna go to hong kong next year.

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Guest GR33DyMANGO
Originally posted by JiMiH

haha Justin that was me ... James.

but seriously ... it was shit ;)

for those that dont properly know jules aka psiko this is one of his TYPICAL little jokes.

heres an example...

psiko even created the username GR33D to annoy me coz he knew i was going to change my username to that. anyway.. he pretended he was from rockingham and really wanted my number plates (he PM'ed me about this) and that he;d pay 500 bucks for them. i said i didnt want to sell them and he then told me how he was going to find my car and scratch it up.

psiko aka jules..... give up the charade while your ahead.

ps. i dont think james (jimiH) is going to be too happy when he finds out your using his account. :D:D:D

pps. u owe me china house! i want it now!

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