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timbar32

By timbar32,
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LTSJayce

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Almost jsut after i purchased my car i learnt about the wet road + rear wheel drive + boost issue.

I've been super gentle with the velocitator (read: go pedal) since then.

Velocitator!LMAO!!!!I just GOTTA remember that one!

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I learnt that rain lesson too, i think that most people have to go through something happening to them/close mates/their car. Well, in the same one i learnt never to let your mates drive your car.... so sad -_- but seriously, people are going to do dumb things and have fun in the wet, its just too hard to not do it. Probably the only thing you can be thankful for is that some of them wont do anything stupid with mates in the car (me included). Try not to rev up your mates and FFS, teach people to drive responcibly with others in the car, its not just your life its theirs too.

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performance-wise Grand Master

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wanna have the last laugh?? Heres a how to guide.....

1/ Go and buy yourself a HSV or Holden Or Commonwhore shticker.

2/ Place it at the bottom of your shitter.

3/ Drop your pants.

4/ Snap one off.

5/ take a glance at your work

6/ smile at the sight of the smudgey, corn riddled, distorted image that once was......holden.

(dont forget to avoid splashback!!) :dump:

race_snooze Grand Master

race_snooze

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Why is it that all most all Commonwhore drivers wish to try and race me when I am cruising around in my R33, but most other drivers even in much more powerfull cars then Commondoors dont bother. Most Ford drivers dont try either. They must have wierd minds like volvo drivers.

Cubes Grand Master

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My funniest experience is a bloke in a VN SS 5speed who multiple times would drop it back to second at 60km/h and roar off, then slowing down to do it again.

He had a car full of mates.

The last time he did it the motor began ticking really really loudly then started to miss badly until they were forced to pull over. lol. :)

I drove past grinning, the almost about to cry expression on his face I will never forget and still to this day makes me smirk. :D

performance-wise Grand Master

performance-wise

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Why is it that all most all Commonwhore drivers wish to try and race me when I am cruising around in my R33, but most other drivers even in much more powerfull cars then Commondoors dont bother.  Most Ford drivers dont try either.  They must have wierd minds like volvo drivers.

No - they just have small penises and they feel inferior so they must try and prove them selves - problem is they usually fail. :kick:

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