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Why did they add Peov's story at the end? Is it really necessary? Honestly...

When Sydney got that last hail warning, I parked my car in the factory attached to our offices. The GM, who had also just done the same thing, saw my car & said "Skyline driver, eh? People die in those things".

Bah. Bloody media.

Stupid wankers. How affordable is WSID? Do they have to do it on the streets?

As if beating up the media crew is going to make the story any better.

Of course it will. They will love it! I can just see the headline in Daily Telegraph:

Dozens of Daily Telegraph media crew violently beaten as illegal street racers clash

Special report: OUT of the six Daily Telegraph crew on location in South Strathfield two were given blows to the face. The rest of the team had to undergo therapy for their emotional stress.

This comes as a last drop in Daily Telegraph Cam'P'ain against P platers. As of today the following are the changes that Daily Telegraph sees to be appropriate to keep the road toll under control:

- No vehicles more powerful than 50 kW/tonne to be driven by persons under 40 years of age.

- Curfew for drivers under 30 in effect from 9 pm to 7 am

- Any people talking to each other next to their cars parked are to be deemed ass street racers and to be taken to custody. Vehicles are to be confiscated.

- If one is caught speeding more than 1 km/hr over the limit his or her license is to be cancelled for a period 3 years.

Nah bro, only pussehs do it at the track...

Idiots. I didn't really read the 'beat on media' part. Thats gotta be one of the dumber reactions I've heard.

Is there a 'Mothers Against Skylines' petition yet? If not, there probably soon will be.

Stupid wankers. How affordable is WSID? Do they have to do it on the streets?

Of course it will. They will love it! I can just see the headline in Daily Telegraph:

Dozens of Daily Telegraph media crew violently beaten as illegal street racers clash

Special report: OUT of the six Daily Telegraph crew on location in South Strathfield two were given blows to the face. The rest of the team had to undergo therapy for their emotional stress.

This comes as a last drop in Daily Telegraph Cam'P'ain against P platers. As of today the following are the changes that Daily Telegraph sees to be appropriate to keep the road toll under control:

- No vehicles more powerful than 50 kW/tonne to be driven by persons under 40 years of age.

- Curfew for drivers under 30 in effect from 9 pm to 7 am

- Any people talking to each other next to their cars parked are to be deemed ass street racers and to be taken to custody. Vehicles are to be confiscated.

- If one is caught speeding more than 1 km/hr over the limit his or her license is to be cancelled for a period 3 years.

LOL igor man hahhahahahaha thats a good one! LOL

I'm suprised the tsunami wasn't attributed to an accident involving a Skyline

...the impact from the high powered, P-plated-GTR-GTS-t-supercharged-turbo-death-weapon-Skyline, read 18.3 on the richter scale...

Seriously, once you've been on the track you never look back. If you've never been and have a fast car go, its the best money you'll ever spend, and it could save your life!

Street racing is just too dangerous, I know we are all guilty of the traffic light grand prix, but take it easy people, if that shitbox gets round your line... who cares. You KNOW you look better :P

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