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I put forward the following bill to ban cab drivers until they have passed a 250 point check. #1 point the ablitity to drive.

#2, to do the above in a courtious manner

#3, to accept out abuse gracefully

#4, to not shine those silly side lights they have (not to be confused with turnie lights which are really quite handy on darker side streets)

#5, point #1 just to see if they are still listening.

#6, no more drinking at all for them, ever!

#7, cant move on to driving busses

#8, bus drivers cant move on to driving cabs

#9, must be able to speak at least 3 words of english fluently (any 3 words as long as "thank-you" is one of them)

I believe the subject comes from togo...see: http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbo...ok/geos/to.html as per the rule that most of their population is below the poverty line I believe an annual salary of 3 bags of rice and 10 bottles of water should be sufficient.

After a quick 'google it' I do belive we should give them an extra half back of rice and one bottle less water, as water is short, and in high demand. Furthermore we shall use a water effeicent rice.

Also if there is muffin or two left and I just cant fit them in, then we could auction them off for them too. At least I know I've done my good deed for the day! *cough* unlike the Mr Funkymonkey of the opposition... Mr speaker!

~insert silly canned counciler laughter here~

Am i the only one who thinks you guys have way too much time on your hands?

I think i lost iq reading all that :confused:

i move that knore is just upset because hes not a councill member of the party

In fact, dear sir, quite contrary to your concept - I put forward that we in fact give ourselves a little more "time on our hands", by surgically implanting clocks to each of our fingers. At any time we will be able to tell the time, whether lying in bed at 3am, or in the middle of the day thinking up grand schemes to enrich our fair barrow, or endulging in the orgasmic delights of Counsilor Hottie. The passing of the day may be "counted on our fingers" at any time, and our fingers may hitherto be better put to other good uses

At no point will be required to refer to any other time pieces, and primitive "wall clocks" and other friviolities will be done away with. That extra space on our microwave may be opened up for new advertising incentives to keep our fair barrow funded. That extra space we will now have on our chamber walls can be better to put to use with lifesized nude paintings of our Fair Council to inspire the mind and body. Life will be enriched for all.

I think it is a grand proposal.

I wish to put forward the councils new policy "we all sleep in wedesday" I think it will be a big hit with all the Nanas as they would have had a big night at bingo or the pokies the night before as tuesday is pention day. We win votes without spending more than out yearly coffee allowance in advertising.

Who is in favour of this policy?

BTW is there anymore of those scones?

I declare the meeting of the Chambers of SAU open for todays proceedings.

The motion put forth is that the Council Budget be extended to help the needy. That is that funds be transferred to Councilperson Bob's account in order to faciliate procurement of measurement devices by the previously confirmed supplier of Autometer. these devices are required to be purchased in order to sell to the County of Hoonda in order to purchase more muffins as Councillor Dave seems to have consumed all aformentioned tasty scones.

Could i have the motion seconded please

I declare the meeting of the Chambers of SAU open for todays proceedings.

The motion put forth is that the Council Budget be extended to help the needy.  That is that funds be transferred to Councilperson Bob's account in order to faciliate procurement of measurement devices by the previously confirmed supplier of Autometer.  these devices are required to be purchased in order to sell to the County of Hoonda in order to purchase more muffins as Councillor Dave seems to have consumed all aformentioned tasty scones.

Could i have the motion seconded please

i second the motion but surely more funds could be transfered from the police accounts in order to provide your government vehicle with adaquete gauges of the brands such as defi, hks, trust etc...

I declare the meeting of the Chambers of SAU open for todays proceedings.

The motion put forth is that the Council Budget be extended to help the needy.  That is that funds be transferred to Councilperson Bob's account in order to faciliate procurement of measurement devices by the previously confirmed supplier of Autometer.  these devices are required to be purchased in order to sell to the County of Hoonda in order to purchase more muffins as Councillor Dave seems to have consumed all aformentioned tasty scones.

Could i have the motion seconded please

seconded, if councillor Gac or councillor Roz concur. I'm sure they would ask Councillor Smith for his opinion though. And councillor Smith would most certainly say that Councillor Bobjones should try smuggling the latest in muffins home from his travels abroad, or try baking them yourself with a bunsen burner and a spoon. Councillor Gac will say Councillor Smith is a white beard wearing hippy, and set Councillor Roz on him. Councillor Gac or Councillor Roz may not concur, but they can be bought. how much ya got?

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