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Yeah im comming into my street today, doing the Limit 50Km/h and this wanker comes to my door. "Hi i live across the street and being having complaints about you driving fast in the street"

I cant go fast in my street. its short as, Cant get over 50Km/h if i tried

Then he goes, "as you may know im a police officer"

My language and actions changed towards him in a second.

I go to him.

I dont give a shit you are a cop, i havent been over 50Km/h in the street. U aint got shit on me.

Then he torks about losing my licence... i was just like WTF. He cant do shit

Kiss my arse u ***kin donut munching wanker

Anyone else have coppers living on their street?

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Yeah im comming into my street today, doing the Limit  50Km/h and this wanker comes to my door. "Hi i live across the street and being having complaints about you driving fast in the street"

I cant go fast in my street. its short as, Cant get over 50Km/h if i tried

Then he goes, "as you may know im a police officer"

My language and actions changed towards him in a second.  

I go to him.  

I dont give a shit you are a cop, i havent been over 50Km/h in the street. U aint got shit on me.  

Then he torks about losing my licence... i was just like WTF. He cant do shit

Kiss my arse u ***kin donut munching wanker

Anyone else have coppers living on their street?

LOL, i dont have a cop, but i got this lady living across the road from me who thinks she is a cop and owns the court. If i wash my car, i get a letter a few days later saying 'it has come to our attention ...' , and just the other day 'we have recieved a complaint that you have too many cars in your driveway' etc.

Man, some people just like making enemies for no reason.

Yeah im comming into my street today, doing the Limit  50Km/h and this wanker comes to my door. "Hi i live across the street and being having complaints about you driving fast in the street"

I cant go fast in my street. its short as, Cant get over 50Km/h if i tried

Then he goes, "as you may know im a police officer"

My language and actions changed towards him in a second.  

I go to him.  

I dont give a shit you are a cop, i havent been over 50Km/h in the street. U aint got shit on me.  

Then he torks about losing my licence... i was just like WTF. He cant do shit

Kiss my arse u ***kin donut munching wanker

Anyone else have coppers living on their street?

that's an awesome attitute to have towards the police!

thanks, chris, for making life so much easier for us other (normal) import owners on the streets...

LOL, i dont have a cop, but i got this lady living across the road from me who thinks she is a cop and owns the court.  If i wash my car, i get a letter a few days later saying 'it has come to our attention ...' , and just the other day 'we have recieved a complaint that you have too many cars in your driveway' etc.

Man, some people just like making enemies for no reason.

I know how it is man, certain wankers thinking they own the whole street. Now i rev the engine like *** past him just to piss him off.

that's an awesome attitute to have towards the police!  

thanks, chris, for making life so much easier for us other (normal) import owners on the streets...

Man dont be ***kin torking about normal. I was driving normally. Just incase u r ***kin blind, to the police no import driver is normal

not the sharpest knife in the cabinet are ya chris :)

by abusing him you know he'll be on your case now... don't go shitting in your own backyard as the old saying goes...

Just take it easy what you say to him, If you piss him off too much, he could get you for driving a R33 GTS-T on P-plates? Don't get me wrong, he does sound like a bigmouth, as you were only doing the speed limit.

My old man always used to say in re: to driving up your street "Dont shit in your own nest, mate."

Always put on the fake smile for the neighbours and be firm, polite, and slow down before you get to your street. If there are kids or dogs or people walking make an effort to drive super slowly and in cruise mode. They already think your some young hoon because your car is loud, so see how much fun it is to prove them wrong and that your really actually a nice guy. Maybe even give them some acknowledgement. Everyone will love the guy with that japanese import!

I try to be very respectful to everyone and realise that i've already lost a few points because i have a spooling turbo and a loud exhaust note, but its fun to change attitudes.

I always drive really slowly down the first few streets in the morning while the engine is getting a chance to warm up, and I am always driving slowly in the last few streets before I get back to let the turbos spool down and for the engine to cool down.

Maybe apologise to the cop for being rude next time and tell him that you hate being discriminated against because you have a sports car. And even though you where not breaking the speed limit or the law, you realise that with it being a small street you will try and be safer in future.

I guarantee the guy will never give you any more problems. :)

But if your into war and some people cant live without conflict, maybe egg his house..?

"this is mah house, this is mah muthaf**kin kitchin... and if u dun like it... then u can get the fuggout"

I know your 7, i know your 7 eddy, you'll be a 7 year old walking the dog no house mathafakor. :)

Chris what did you gain by having a go at him? even if he is being a dick to you, you still gained nothing... chill out - politly explain to him that you know there are some dickheads driving skylines but you're certainly not one of them, and you always make an effort to drive super slow down your street.

none of my neighbours have been in my street longer than i have and they all think they own the place.

but none of em have to balls to come and say anything to me and my mates we all hang out the front and most of us are loud as

we've had cops come around before and they basically tell us as long as we arent doing anything illegal its all good and not to worry about em

neighbours just love to make thier own life hard sometimes

The copper is also probably looking out for everyone in the street, just not himself and his family. Maybe just thinks your car sounds fast but you really aren't going over the speed limit. Imagine if you hit a kid or something because of you were doing the wrong thing.

Chris, the chances are if your street is that short he is confusing the engine revs possibly with speed. You should go and explain to him about that and Pentae - good advice, spot on.

I have tried to get this accross to my g/f's bro about turning music down when he comes into the street. It takes very little time and sometimes just one incident for a perception to be created mate.

Maybe go appologise and say you were having a bad day. You may even teach him a thing or too about Skylines and open his eyes to the enthusiasts.

and when you do tell him you were offeneded that he jumped to the generalisation that all import owners are hoons. he wouldnt be happy if u came knockin on his door and accused him of being a crooked coppa, takin bribes, slappin hoes, catchin drivers instead of real criminals and suckin braxi's donga would he.

and when you do tell him you were offeneded that he jumped to the generalisation that all import owners are hoons.  he wouldnt be happy if u came knockin on his door and accused him of being a crooked coppa, takin bribes, slappin hoes, catchin drivers instead of real criminals and suckin braxi's donga would he.

Trust me i was tempted to say all that lol.

Trust me i was tempted to say all that lol.

i think you did the right thing, u didnt do anything right, so say so!

fark if your getting hasseled for doing nothing in your own street next thing you know he'll be coming in your house complaining you didnt make your bed properly and defect you for creased sheets

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