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Oh what a glorious thing to be,

A healthy grown up busy busy bee,

Whiling away

The passing hours

Pinching all the pollen

From the cauliflow'rs.

I'd like to be a busy little bee,

Being just as busy as a bee can be,

Flying round the garden

Brightest ever seen,

Taking back the honey

To the dear old queen.

Chorus:

Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee,

Bz if you like but don't sting me.

Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee,

Bz if you like but don't sting me.

Oh what a glorious thing to be,

A healthy grown up busy busy bee,

Toying with the tulips,

Tasting ev'ry type,

Building up the honeycomb

That looks like tripe.

I'd like to be a busy little bee,

Being just as busy as a bee can be,

Flying all around

In the wild hedgerows,

Stinging all the cows

Upon the parson's nose.

Chorus:

Oh what a glorious thing to be,

A healthy grown up busy busy bee,

Visiting the picnics,

Quite a little tease,

Raising little lumps

Upon the maidens' knees.

I'd like to be a busy little bee

Being just as busy as a bee can be,

Flirting with the butterfly

Strong upon the wing.

Whoopee! O death

Where is thy sting?

Chorus:

Oh what a glorious thing to be,

A healthy grown up busy busy bee,

To be a good bee

One must contrive,

For bees in a beehive

Must behive.

But maybe I wouldn't be a bee,

Bees are all right when alive, you see,

But when bees die

You really should see 'em,

Pinned on a card

In a dirty museum.

Chorus:

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Eric The Half A Bee

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Intro:

Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader

Orchestra Leader:

A-one, two, a-one two three four

(Piano - introductory flourish)

Lead Singer:

(speaks to piano accompainment)

Half a bee, philosophically,

must eo ipso facto half not be

But half a bee has got to be,

vis a vis its entity

- D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be

Or not to be an entire bee,

When half the bee is not a bee

Due to some ancient injury

- Singing! ...

All Sing:

La, di di, one two three

Eric the Half a Bee

A B C D E F G

Eric the Half a Bee

Lead Singer:

Is This wretched demi-bee,

Half asleep upon my knee,

Some freak from a menagerie?

All Shout:

No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.

All Sing:

Fiddle di dum, Fiddle di dee, Eric the Half a Bee

Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,

Eric the Half a Bee

Lead Singer:

I love this hive epmploy-ee-ee Bisected accidentially,

One Summer afternoon by me,

I love him carnally.

All Sing:

He loves him carnally...

Lead Singer:

Semi-carnally.

(Speaks)

The End.

Voice:

Cyril Connolly?

Lead Singer:

No, semi-carnally.

Voice:

Oh.

All sing:

(quietly) Cyril Connolly

(Ends with elaborate whistle)

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