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hey everyone

I think I saw the shittest movie ever the other day - Spanglish. Has anyone seen it?

Half way through the movie I realise I may as well have watched a video on how to avoid drug use at raves.... it was about as pointless...

Adam Sandler is in it... and him in a serious role just doesnt work. The basic idea of the movie is a spanish maid who cant speak english tries to help the American family she works for sort out their communication issues... ohhh phuck... you know I cant even be bothered telling anyone what its about - my brain cells are dying thinking about it. :bonk:

So has anyone else seen a crap movie they want to complain about?

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do you guys remember The Crow II? I cant believed how bad that sucked after the first one was so good. And i couldnt walk out of it cos the tite ass in me had to try to get my money's worth! haha

josh hartnet was an assassin... hence the chick at the start and at the finish..

was an alright movie...

one that i wish i never paid money to see was Saw... what a shit movie...

oh yeah, saw sucked...

Worst movie ever: Spanking the Monkey (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111252/)

Best movies ever: Goodfellas (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099685/) and Casino (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112641/)

I went and saw Casino 8 times at the cinema. On the last occasion, there was me by myself at the back and a group of 4 girls in the middle of the cinema.

When Joe Pesci's character gets beaten with the baseball bat and then buried alive whilst gasping for air, I was pissing myself laughing (Dennis Farino, the guy who beats him with the baseball bat was killed by Joe Pesci's character in Goodfellas, so it was just desserts :() and one of the girls turned around and said "Why are you laughing, they're killing him!" and I just laughed harder!

why the f%ck in hell would go to see spanglish??? :chairshot

one of my mates went and saw bewitched, and i was like WTF? why??

if your trying to get laid, and the chick wants to see then id understand....... but to see it cause you want to???????? :confused:

steve

why the f%ck in hell would go to see spanglish???  :chairshot  

one of my mates went and saw bewitched, and i was like WTF? why??

if your trying to get laid, and the chick wants to see then id understand....... but to see it cause you want to????????  :confused:  

steve

my gf 'forced' me to see Sin City... i loved it and she hid under my arm the entire movie! :P

The crappest movies ive seen are:

Dead space - very bad

Wild things 3 - Diamonds in the rough - very bad too, but had boobs in it

Naked Weapons - also terrible but again had boobs in it

No the last two aren't pornos, just ****ing stupid thats all.

Sin City rocked, jessica alba is in it so there you go. Cant beat that.

hahaha na, I just wanted so see how long it would take before someone replied!!

U were rather fast. :P

I predict it will be shit. I was sitting in the same room when the add came on tv and my younger sister said to her boyfriend 'I want to see that" and hes response was '**** Off". I couldnt have come up with a better reply than that either :rofl:




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