I Have A Filthy Cold

[B-Man]

That is all.

[Shell]

thanks for sharing!

I don't have a cold and I feel great!!

That is all

[88silhouette]

get a thirty one brendan

then all you will feel is elation

[Haysey]

winge winge winge......

pull ur dick and go to sleep and ull feel great

[benm]

Hire a woman, then all you will feel is.... nevermind!

[B-Man]

Ahhh - fark yous all - I feel like crap and I want to share it round....

[igor]

OT!!!!

[B-Man]

Zinc Echinacea Lemsip - done it all - on to the hard stuff now - codral, benydryl, morphine........

I hate colds -

[igor]

Morphine, LOL, where did you find a dealer, i mean a doctor to prescribe that? I like a mug of tea with half a lemon and 3 teaspoons of honey.

[B-Man]

Kidding about the morphine..... Been having Peppermint tea - Lemsip with honey....

What are all the Grandma recipes for colds ???

Ahhhhhhhh

[igor]

Suction caps on the back, hot milk with cocoa butter, bed, sleep.

[benm]

Echinacea I find will beat any cold in 24-36hrs.

[DarKZer0]

get some green tea to clean up ur system and u'll feel great after a good shit if ur having stomach aches.

[Blitz]

Never fear B-Man, nurse Shell is here

[sproosy]

just smoke crack, its the temp prob fixer for everything!

a toke a day keeps reality away!

[B-Man]

I HAVE FOUNF A CURE

or at leas it makes you feel better:

Half a tumbler of hot water - mix in a teaspoon of honey, squeeze in juice of half a lemon and fill the rest up with brandy.

Sooths the throat, provides energy and brandy takes your mind off it - also acts as an antiseptic to all those nasty germs -

I feel great - albeit a bit pissed - but that's OK

Get it in to ya !

[B-Man]

Never fear B-Man, nurse Shell is here

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Shelly can be my nurse any time

[Duncan]

pfft, nothing like 3-5 days sick with the flu to lose weight, enjoy it.

At least you aren't contracting any more, I was so sick with the flu the other day I took 2 whole days off!

[B-Man]

Good thing about being permy - can take time off and still get paid

Hmmm back to my brandy ......

[Shell]

haha I'd be crap as a nurse...i'd just tell you to stick with the alcohol

i could put on the uniform tho...would that help u feel better?? hahaha

or maybe not