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Ok, an episode just for Paul :D

Episode 906: Business Still Sucks (part 2)

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Marcie: " Breast feeding is a natural bodily function."

Al: " So is peeing. But you don't see me doing that in

public."

Lady: " Officer, someone's being mugged in the food court."

Officer Dan: " Tell someone who cares."

Episode 904(?): The Virgin Hotline

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Bud: " I did something really stupid."

Al: " Oh, Son. You didn't marry, did you?"

Bud: " Dad, you probably don't know this but there's a big move

towards celibacy."

Al: " Know it? Hell, I started it."

Bud: " No, dad. This is no sex *BEFORE* marriage."

Jefferson:

" If you're a virgin

With hormones a surgin'

Keep on your undies

And call Bud Bundy"

Kelly: " Now, when people call, do you merely talk them out

of sex or send them a picture of yourself and scare the

pants back on them?"

Peg: " Here's one...'4 Weddings and a Funeral.'"

Al: " That's kind of 5 of the same thing."

Movie titles in X-Rated section of the store:

Schlinder's Lust

Booty and the Beast

Forest Hump

Silence of the Loins

The Joy **** Club

Mrs. Assfire

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