Funky Monkey In Skyline

[Zdenko]

ok dudes.. this is only for da fellas now

tonite i went to visit a lady friend..

and since i have a missus and been with her for 2 years plus.. i couldnt take her home to ... play with.. o rmy mum will skitz

so i tried da skyline out

now a question is...

HOWWW THE F#CK DO PEOPLE DO THE FUNKY MONKEY DANCE IN THOSE CARS..

my vs was mad with that sort of shit

but skylines

back seat to small

front seat to squashy drivers seat.. sifffffff

any suggestions will help.. thank you

God bless u all

[SmoothLine]

Your mum wont let you have your gf of 2 years over?

Are you like 16 or something? :lol:

[inark]

no he means another chick

[Guest JUNpowerYo!]

so your mom knows your g-friend of two years and you dont wanna take this other chik to your house 'cose your mom will be like WTF?????!!!!! ha ha ha!

[SmoothLine]

Originally posted by inark

no he means another chick

lol hes cheating on his gf of two years?

OMG.... you bastard!

you give all us skyline owners a bad name :lol:

Seriously cant beleive you posted that.

[inark]

i think its cause hes a VS driver.... he used to be a commonwhore fan altho i think he still is which means we dont have to associate him with us

[SmoothLine]

His poor gf.....

How classy is the other chicky jumppin straight in the backseat of the line :lol:

[Guest JUNpowerYo!]

IBTL mang!!!

[akeenan]

if your girlfirend is good pass her over to me! and i will teach her how it can be done in an r33:D

[ex-static]

she only wants you for your car.

I hope your gf reads these forums

[predator]

If its in a skyline - its all ok.. its like international waters

[Zdenko]

hahahaha

.. yeah my mum would snap me man

im wog

if my missus found out i would be more worried about my mum snapping me then my missus

hahah

and nik.. im sorry i still have some commowhore blood in me still..

but im slowly learning

[SKY031]

oh puhleease

get a motel room or something!

Im sure your mum would be REALLY happy if the police dragged her son home because he was busted having 'relations' in the back seat of his car!

[Zdenko]

what relations... we were lookin at da stars threw da sunroof officer i swear

[Hiroshima Screamer]

Bonnet job , unless your car is an R then you might have probs :Pres-hit:

[SKY031]

Originally posted by Zdenko

what relations... we were lookin at da stars threw da sunroof officer i swear

........ and then our clothes..... well...... they just fell off.... honest!

The what? the condom packet? You mean that's a condom? I thought it was chewing gum!

*starts spitting and gagging*

If you want to go do the horizontal mambo, then spare the upholstery!

Go and get a blanket and go to a deserted part of the beach or similar.

Leave the poor car out of it!

[SmoothLine]

Some stains are just soooo unpleasant to have to get out

[SmoothLine]

Originally posted by R31 Skyline Chick

........ and then our clothes..... well...... they just fell off.... honest!

The what? the condom packet? You mean that's a condom? I thought it was chewing gum!

*starts spitting and gagging*

If you want to go do the horizontal mambo, then spare the upholstery!

Go and get a blanket and go to a deserted part of the beach or similar.

Leave the poor car out of it!

pwooooaaarrr someone has doen that a few times me thinks

[Guest JUNpowerYo!]

ha ha ha! do it F&F style yO! passanger side seat reclined all the way bak missionary style...

[Guest INASNT]

only way i have been able to do it is in the passenger seat, with it leaned all the way back and with the door open!

But u get very limited positions in the front passenger seat.

PS. inark has sent a email to your girlfriend informing her on this thread.