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You've obviously never been camping with a woman before.. "Where the f**k does my hairdryer plug in!?"

Hahaha.. my g/f thought I was lying when I said - "Hey, I know that guy in the stig shirt!!"

Take it away from bi standards? Do you mean bystanders? Bi-Standards is what our mate bob has: 1. Street racing 2. i'm a very good and responisble driver.

Trent from punchy #2

yeah i saw that thing on george st a couple weeks ago... confusing number plate for a four cylinder non turbo car though... Hmmm

Epic fail.. sorry to hear mate. Good luck with the rebuild!

Thats fooking awesome!

Kinda of says something about their society if they are happy to be killed, in their belief that they will be getting closure that'll take them to a better place. Poor buggers will get a rude shock if/when they realise that they are either dismissed into existenceless oblivion or realise that they've misinterpreted their sacred text and they end up being raped by satan and his buddies for eternity. This thread was started for a bit of a chuckle by the way. Surpised it got attendees at all

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What the hell are you talking about? Get the hell out of my state!

Try asking in the right section mate. Does this relate to NSW?

RJ, take a bit of time to THINK about it yourself. By posting here you're obviously looking for a quick fix and an easy way out of your problem. Sounds like you're hopeless with women too if you're lying to her and are still clueless as to what impresses her (no, your skyline doesnt really impress her, even if she says it does ). Rather than looking for 'cheats' by posting up here to find an idea, just think about what she likes! Hint: Every girls loves flowers and being taken out for a surprise dinner, unless she's allergic to pollen... or hates being seen outside the house cos she weighs 250kg.

lol @ some of those ideas... Why not just buy her a shotgun, a pitbull, a remote control car, a racing car game on PS3 - no wonder she doesnt use them, apart from the naming of the star they're all stuff you'd buy a male mate for his b'day!

sorry?

Amen.. cant identify with the situation, but i would imagine that the above is the best advice you'll be given!

No flashy flashy, no ticky ticky... You'd know about it if you set off the camera, even in daylight.

Great after a massive night on the disco biscuits!

Great northern... Hmm interesting proposition. Not a bad idea!!! Northern it is!!

Actually guys after chatting with Bungalow 8, they are going to be PACKED after the Melb cup... Postponed till we can find another venue.

Make sure you're not buying SPITFIRE brand, because they will likely be copies too.. SPLITFIRE

Agreed. Although I wasnt referring to the idiot driving in the construction zone. I was referring to the 'other' cars whom he tried to impound but his seniors didnt think it was a big enough offence to follow through with it. By law they could have, but his superior thought that it was better not to impond the cars. They have more experience than him so are usually making the better decision. Had the s/sgt not have been there, someone's car may have been impounded by a rookie just 'wanting to see what it was like'! I want it to be clear that I'm NOT talking about the guy who's car he DID impound. He well deserved it!

"never know properly unless you dyno the car with those little aluminium key adjusting valves" ... huh...? lol Get a decent tuner (ie. not your dads mate!) to take a look. white smoke = bad news... oil is burning, so you've lost a seal somewhere. Turbo is most likely, but it could be a few things..

yeah usually when it's been upgraded they bolt the thing straigh to the metal bracket... so when it vibrates on its bracket you hear the noise.. use some petro chemical resisitant rubber washers to mount the thing to make it quieter.

Good on you Graeme for taking this idiot off the street temporarily! For all we know, one more life saved..? I'm not quite comfortable with your motives when it comes to wanting to impound a vehicle for the sake of education... by the law you may have been able to impound the vehicles, but dont let self improvement or gratification sway your decision when it comes to charging someone with a fairly serious offence.. I'm sure you understand what i'm getting at. As much as fools deserve to be punished, dont abuse your discretion ugh..grow up mate.

Ha.. tried this one. Conversation killer wait.. was this the "How to pick up a girl" thread?