Orthopedic Surgeon:- Now Mrs Scam, show me how far you can lift your arm!
Mrs Scam:- Just up to here (hip high) doctor (struggling).
Orthopedica Surgeon:- Are you sure you can't lift it any higher?
Mrs Scam:- That's as high as I can go doctor.
Orthopedic Surgeon:- Well in that case, show me how far you could lift it before the accident!
Mrs Scam:- Right up (to the shoulder) here doctor.