Hi Pat, I've been giving your thread some more thought.
Reading on the lines of your last post, many people might think the concept silly or outrageous.
Vertical thinking implies that the ideas on this here thread are at the very least, quirky or odd.
But it's when I read between the lines, I see where you're coming from!!!
You see, lateral thinking demonstrates how TV shows like "Candid Camera" and "Just Kidding" became successful!
Well how about another one of the same ilk???
Consider this....
A 'car' is being sold on a vacant lot.
A very large sign is placed at the side of this said 'car'.
It says "50% OFF!!!"
Some SAU stooges come up and start fighting over the 'car'.
The winning bidder gets in the 'car' and drives off in his front Half-cut FWD!
I can only guesstimate that these great ideas tho' will require time, personnel and a decent budget.......