A terible terible crime of mass devisation...
Someone (who shall remain nameless altho bloody obvious whos name would probably start with a strut, then followed closely by an oh) has STOLEN my signature, and changed it to something that isnt very whitty and does not rhyme.
4 doors for life was in my signature. Now this is because it rhymes. Sedans farken for life, does not at all, one bit, and it is rude, and unfamily like language, which us 4 door SEDAN (as thats what they are called, 4 door sedans) drivers should not tollerate.
So I think a worthy punshment for this crime should involve a welder, to weld up a certin 4 DOOR sedan drivers 3rd and 4th doors! So then he would have a 2 DOOR SEDAN FARKEN!!!