2006 F1 Season

[gtr660hp]

only Canadian i ever liked is Jim Carrey...

i now its bad to generalise a whole country but i really hate that accent

Great comment-you like a Canadian uv never meet and uv never been to Canada but you dont like them????

Ahhh. 2 words..Fkn...Ignorant

[Deluxe]

Ill take the canadians anyday...mostly like Aussies -usually very friendly and have a beautiful country

Im going to Goldy Indy hoping to see tracy going into the wall-ha ha...Will Power FTW

I could be coming up to Indy this year as a mate of mine will be racing a Aussie Car..... Woooo Hoooo

[gtr660hp]

I could be coming up to Indy this year as a mate of mine will be racing a Aussie Car..... Woooo Hoooo

sweet- we hook up

Ill Pm my Moby phone number

Indy FTW

The great thing about Champ cars is they actually pass each other outside of the pits-unlike Formula Ho Hum

Edited August 17, 2006 by gtr660hp

[blackrex]

only Canadian i ever liked is Jim Carrey...

i now its bad to generalise a whole country but i really hate that accent

What about guys like Mike Myers, Dana Carvey and John Candy, there all Canadians as well.

And speaking of (former) Canadian F1 drivers, JV has had yet another whinge about MS.

JV Slams Schuey

And also believes that BMW needs him to go forward...

BMW

I think that this tickets says it all actually.

[gtr660hp]

^^^^^^ haha thats awesome

JV sacked - I think thats great-time to take his over inflated ego to another form of Motorsport-Chump cars maybe?????

Edited August 22, 2006 by gtr660hp

[Beer Baron]

is this it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9uAil5KYiE

yep, that's the one, love the foot stamp! gold.

[Beer Baron]

JV was good, but MS truly is a master. I loved watching him race throughout the 90s when we still had slicks, and no LC or TC. i looooved a wet race back in the day. MS would wipe the floor with them. he was and still is a brilliant F1 driver.

[ctjet]

this 3 week break is really shitting me...

[djr81]

Yeah, me too. Sucks not having a life, doesn't it.

[Muz]

Yeah, me too. Sucks not having a life, doesn't it.

Oohh? Is F1 on a break? I wondered where they went to? Hmmmmm however it was almost a good MotoGP in check land except Capirossi had to go and spoil it by simply riding off into the sunset. Il Doctore' surpasses even the great MS for class. I mean what other champion racer would deliberately take on a crap bike (Yamaha) and win the World Championship in it's first season. Even the great MS couldn't do that.

Ok pens/swords at the ready ...........

cheers

Muz

[Muz]

Slightly off topic but there is some relevence in it somewhere!

The International Rules of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

© After wrecking your boss's car.

(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally

killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend

out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may

ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

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18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

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20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

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(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!

(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

© Another set and we can hit the showers!

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i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed,

the definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion.

The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.

[gtr660hp]

letest rumblings are the McLaren name will be LEAVING f1 ...........BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bring on Merc F1

Fk off Ron the Tosser

[ctjet]

^^^^^^^

you should read stuff more carefully before you post...

According to a report in Auto Motor und Sport magazine, should DaimlerChrysler up its 40 percent stake in the team, current team boss Ron Dennis could step down, with Mercedes motorsport boss Norbert Haug assuming his duties.

However, while Daimler has confirmed that there is a "possibility to raise its 40 percent stake in the McLaren group", the company added that "any move to increase its stake would have no influence on the team leadership and that Dennis would stay in charge."

[gtr660hp]

Yeah but that filthy name McLaren would be gone for good

[ctjet]

i would condend that it wouldnt... like BMW take over of Sauber, i would think that Mercedes would keep Mclaren

[Roy]

An AMG F1 team would do more for them then keeping the name McLaren...be a shame to see the name go.

[ctjet]

AMG is too obscure a name for the world market... i would imagine a lot of people dont even know what AMG is. On the flip side most people can relate to the Mercedes name

[ctjet]

anyway...

Renault and the FIA have gone to court today over the 'mass damper' farce. The verdict, we are told, will be tomorrow...

im putting my money on Renault coming out on top in this battle. From what i have read and studied about their system, the FIA doesnt really have that strong a case. Would be a shame if they lost because their car does seem to struggle without the system. The were permitted to use it again in Hungary and their recent lack of pace came back to them.

I know there are many other factors like their car update and rear suspension modifications that also had a large impact on their performance, but i just get the feeling like they really want to win this one... otherwise why would they be fighting it so hard?

[gtr660hp]

If it does go to Merc F1 then its just another 'privateer' name going

Remeber Benetton, Minardi, Arrows,BAR,Brabham,BRM, Cooper,Jordan,Ligier,March,Matra,Prost,Sauber,Stewart,Tyrell?????

Edited August 23, 2006 by gtr660hp

[djr81]

The problem with F1 increasingly being the province of car companies alone is that when there is a downturn in the market, or when they get bored, or when they find a better way of marketing their cars F1 will be in a whole world of trouble.

Some, like Honda are there because it is art of the very nature of the company. Others, like Toyota are there to sell more cars.

Say what you like about the "Garagista", but people like Ron Dennis, Patrick Head, Colin Chapman even Minardi & Jordan are/were there because they wanted to go racing. No other reason.