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what grinds my gears? when a customer rings up to make an appointment and does this when i answer the phone

customer: hi i'd like to make an appt

me: sure, what time would you like to come in?

customer: um... i'm not sure.......let me just grab my diary...... :)

once a customer did that, and then put me on hold....so I hung up

^^ or how about when they ring up for pricing on several parts or something, you give them all the prices, info etc which takes 10 minutes....then they say "can you give me those prices again so i can write them down...oh wait, i just need to find a pen".

You knew you were going to get infomation, if you want to write it down, by all means go for it, but be friggin ready!!!!!

Dont make me do it twice.....prices may change the second time around LOL

  inthisglass said:
WGMG

when theres 3 seconds to go on an ebay auction for that sexy momo gear knob that you sat up all night watching and some prat out bits you.

:whistling:

check out ebay snipers.. they work better than sitting up all night. =]

WGMG

getting an exhaust shop to make you a stainless intake pipe with nipples, silicon joiners and clamps out of your stock one and been quoted $150 then getting rung up to say they have finished it and is ready for pick up but is going to cost $300 :w00t: tell them that you were quoted 150 and they say that was for a mild steel without clamps nipples etc etc,

you tell them you dont want it and you will be there to pick you the stock one you gave them and they tell you that you cant have it without paying the outstanding 300

mofos :cheers:

wgmg

f**kin BP servos, i swear they set there prices sky high just because they are a big company, take today for example, went to fill up the line only to find out that its 154.9c a litre 154.9 ffs, and down the road i was 130 something

WGMG is when i listen to some young hoon putz!

"Put your big exhaust with the cannon on your car"...and after forcing me ( ok i buckled to peer pressure) i cant even get in my driveway!!!

Sam, ill never listen to you again! :D

wgmg is washing my car late one afternoon & having it all looking sweet. But then waking up the next morning & having it completely covered with dust :(

All thanks to the new residential area being built behind my house that looks more like a mine site

WGMG

Being stuck in the middle of noware with absolutely nothing to do. I have to work from 6:30 am till 5 pm and finshed everything yesterday morning already. Can't wait to catch my plane tomorrow afternoon.

WGMG is when c*ckheads in minivans park next to you and dont give a shit about the car next to it. . . Seems to be alot of minivans that do it. . They opened the door into my car. . I JUST F*CKING BOUGHT THIS AND IT ALREADY GETS HIT . . .

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