Whoretown - Now Interest Free

[Bunta]

I found yesterday that my car had secret stuffes I never knew about

[Rhinorebel]

Mehning all.

Green M&M's and stacking it while trying to jump a railing ftw

I believe the M&M's were the cause of the said "stack" and should be forfeited to........ me, for immediate consumption so as to render them safe for the public at large.

And I cannot believe how close your head came to hitting the brick wall, although I also believe you could take the brick wall in a 2-outta-3 falls type match-up. Your forehead is a mighty foe!!

[Rhinorebel]

What secret 'stuff' are you speaking of....... does it magically produce M&M's out of the glovebox at times of need???

[Bunta]

What secret 'stuff' are you speaking of....... does it magically produce M&M's out of the glovebox at times of need???

No no M&Ms just JIC adjustable castor rods and adjustable upper arm

[Col-GTSX]

Yeah well i found a pair of contact lens's in my door card...

[Bunta]

Yeah well i found a pair of contact lens's in my door card...

Cool

[impact_blue]

Hi col

[Col-GTSX]

Hello anna how r u...

My day is going shitty so far... I cannot get any thing done i seem to be stuck under my laptop and watching foxtel on the inlaws 50" pioneer plazma... Ummm

[dangerous_daveo]

Well I have been working...

Then Im leaving work and going to an interview in about 50mins ahaha work suck my arse!

[SMR33]

Good luck with teh job interview Dave

[dangerous_daveo]

Good luck with teh job interview Dave

If I get it I will be estatic. Details at 2pm ish!

[impact_blue]

schweet dudes... I am bored *sigh*

[Col-GTSX]

Can some one do all the things i need to get donw plz

[Rhinorebel]

Hey Anna, do you work in town???

[Col-GTSX]

Im gonna ,make a list of things to do and then go by the list... Thats my plan...

[impact_blue]

I work in Milton Dave, just off park road.

[impact_blue]

what do you need to get done col?

[ZOR]

Col,

cross your arms out in front of your body nod and blink your eyes @ the same time and wish they will be all done..

maybe that'll work :shrug:

[Keegs]

im a little bored...

[impact_blue]

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up putting the entire plant behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of

hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles."