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Captain Natro
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I never said that... Bout to head down to forest lakes in the abomination, to go and see the oldies

luke gtr
luke gtr

car is booked for zorst!

t5iv
t5iv

You still have to come. You just aren't welcome in my house. Stand outside with a CB radio

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the poor thing!!!!

she'll probably put some anthrax all over your shit to teach u a lesson :happy:

she'll get a letter from mr E. Bola containing some suspicious white powder if she does

lilmike86 Veteran

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Not feeling the love somehow :P

here you go :no:

nahh, white spots from mike last night

i didnt leave any mess did i? :happy:

NEVAR PHEAR...

ANNA IS HEEEEEEEEEEERE!

shit!! run!!!!!

speaking of Mikey

where did that lil girl go?

hey, screw you hippy! i was here, just dealing with someone at the time. landscaping supplies arrived for my office, i was trying to dump them somewhere so i could get back to whoring :P

phatboi2010 Grand Master

phatboi2010

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Drama Queen rant...

enough said hehehe

it has hasnt it! thanks lee :P

the pleasure is all mine!!

NEVAR PHEAR...

ANNA IS HEEEEEEEEEEERE!

THE REAL ANNA IS HERE!!!!!

Sweet :happy: go the Statesman!!!! man be and da indian dude couldn't stop laughing the the BMW was the icing on the cake!!!

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Mr-Toy33

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When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him

how he had sex?

Tarzan not know sex" he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.

"Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked

her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed

"What did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."

phatboi2010 Grand Master

phatboi2010

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hey, screw you hippy! i was here, just dealing with someone at the time. landscaping supplies arrived for my office, i was trying to dump them somewhere so i could get back to whoring :happy:

dude the rang me... they only chardge me 209 but wanted a bond of 275...

man you didnt tell me that....

i was gonna drop your name but then.. he he he i couldn't do that now could i....

Revhead Grand Master

Revhead

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dude, she's a dude
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but she old :P
Lil Anna, you need to stab Lee repeatedly :no:
what i mean is, you have to talk to people differently. i wouldnt say the same stuff i say to shane that i would to karen, she would get offended.
Hehe you might be pleasantly surprised :P
I think that they're funny and all we do is joke around while most of us are bored shitless at work...
Agreed. Well, the second bit anyway. The first bit is debatable.
If I don't like how someone is talking to me or if they piss me off, they'll know it.
Wild guess - would it involve stabbing? :)
shanef Grand Master

shanef

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Perhaps you should consider the free rides before making lame ass jokes :no:

:D im sorry kazza, im only joshing, u should know that....

I like it when people respond when I talk yes... Sorry if that's attention whoring.... :happy:

It's just normal for everyone to talk to the new person heaps... I do it, doesn't mean I wanna root them...

Congratulations on getting your manrags LOL were u worried about being preglet?

Yes I saw the picture of the poo eater... LOL I didn't want to say anything... But i'm not into that....

:)

I don't have a problem with anyone on here hey, I wanna keep it that way, too many sites and threads are taken too seriously and a joke is turned into a major issue....

I'm not a drama queen and I loathe arguing with people and I don't wanna hafta put the smackdown on anyone :)

i've always wanted to see someone squished to death :P

NEVAR PHEAR...

ANNA IS HEEEEEEEEEEERE!

quick...ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

:)

morning bish :D

ask shane... hes the one with the 14yr old gf

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and she was 16!

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Sweet :happy: go the Statesman!!!! man be and da indian dude couldn't stop laughing the the BMW was the icing on the cake!!!

Ahahah yeh that was GOLD! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH... meanwhile it wasn't going anywhere :P:no:

'OMG skylin...... 'f*kN BOGANS!'

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lilmike86

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only on the sheets

all good, its washable

dude the rang me... they only chardge me 209 but wanted a bond of 275...

man you didnt tell me that....

i was gonna drop your name but then.. he he he i couldn't do that now could i....

yeah the price is right, but the 275 is the security depsoit i told you about, they'll do that when you come in. thats what you need the Credit card for. you get it back, its just held for a few days and then released. like a bond at a hotel.

i'm off to lunch. lee if you got any probs call me and i'll explain it

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