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Looks like it's time for a quote from bash.org

<DemonEater> wtf

<DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship

<DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy

I have a non-turbo 1400kg land barge with 165 throbbing kilowatts. What other possible result could there be other than you flying past me at any and every straightaway section?

I hope you're bringing a trailer because if you drive like you mouth-off that stock box will be missing 2nd and 3rd gear quicker than you can say "Holy shit Squizz just passed me".

:laugh:

haha someone give this man a glass of water, caus he's on fire! ;)

even if i am mising a gear or 2, i'll still be flying past u down the straights, and around the corners, hell ill even go to the extreme in saying i could do it whilst in reverse

:)

haha ok then, the more the merrier! i'm booked in for the feb 2 (morning session) & march 28 (arvo session/awd comp) track days

feb 2 hey... so thats a rfiday morning sesh? is that at QR? sprint track? how much is it?

i would maybe be interested (read: INTERESTED but need time of work)

(have AASA licence)

<FreeFrag> The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet.

<FreeFrag> Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL.

that is so true.

its taken me the last three minutes waiting for it to load! gotta love telstra :laugh: -telstra

Word to the wise:

If you and your mate ride a bike to work, don't scootch to the front of a line of cars when one is a Clubsport and the other an XR6 turbo. Especially when I'd been g'ing the Clubsport up the whole way to work, you too will get nudged like a bowling ball going for a 4/10 split.

Was pretty funny, the guy in the Clubby hammered off the line, the bikes went left and right as he plowed through them, then he proceeded to give them a blast at the next set of lights about how the tools shouldn't pull in front of a car which is obviously going to pound off the line….good for him, damn bikes that weazle to the front and do 5kmh!!!!

you left out one chuck norris fact though:

everytime Chuck Norris farts the universe moves a little to the left

Impossible. Chuck Norris is infact the centre of the universe, which would mean he would actually have to move and there is no force able to move Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

more glorious facts, picked by the man himself :laugh:

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