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PORCHE = MAD

PORCHE BOXTER = GAY/SHIT/SLOW/GIRLS CAR

FOR THE SAME MONEY U CAN GET A SIMILLAR VINTAGE AUDI TT

BUT IF U WANT ROOFLESS FUN U CANT GET VERY FLASH AERO TOP SUPRA TT FOR LESS THAN 50G.

U WOULD GET WAY MORE ATTENTION IN A SUPS THAN A BOXTER.

SORRY TO BE A HATER BUT I SERIOUSLY RECKON PORCHE f**kED UP WITH THE BOXTER, BUT IT GIVES CHICKS A NICE CAR TO CRUISE IN

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phunky_monkey Grand Master

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PORCHE = MAD

PORCHE BOXTER = GAY/SHIT/SLOW/GIRLS CAR

FOR THE SAME MONEY U CAN GET A SIMILLAR VINTAGE AUDI TT

BUT IF U WANT ROOFLESS FUN U CANT GET VERY FLASH AERO TOP SUPRA TT FOR LESS THAN 50G.

U WOULD GET WAY MORE ATTENTION IN A SUPS THAN A BOXTER.

SORRY TO BE A HATER BUT I SERIOUSLY RECKON PORCHE f**kED UP WITH THE BOXTER, BUT IT GIVES CHICKS A NICE CAR TO CRUISE IN

If the Boxster didn't exist, in all likelihood, neither would Porsche... so i'd be thankful for it's existance.

I find your theory funny that a Boxster is a girls car, yet an Audi TT isn't :laugh:

PS For the record I like TT's

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kursed Rising Star

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Every single comment of yours I have seen is f**king stupid. Stop f**king leaving your caps lock on, shut the f**k up and piss off with your constant negativity. You detract from the discussions you post in everytime and it is only to offer another droll idiotic slander at someone or something. STFU.

PORCHE = MAD

PORCHE BOXTER = GAY/SHIT/SLOW/GIRLS CAR

FOR THE SAME MONEY U CAN GET A SIMILLAR VINTAGE AUDI TT

BUT IF U WANT ROOFLESS FUN U CANT GET VERY FLASH AERO TOP SUPRA TT FOR LESS THAN 50G.

U WOULD GET WAY MORE ATTENTION IN A SUPS THAN A BOXTER.

SORRY TO BE A HATER BUT I SERIOUSLY RECKON PORCHE f**kED UP WITH THE BOXTER, BUT IT GIVES CHICKS A NICE CAR TO CRUISE IN

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boxster 0-100 = 6.6 sec. hmmm...hardly porsche perfomance. thats gona feel really slow going from ur 155rwkw r33.

get a black nissan 350z Track...... :ninja: *drools....

r u still firmly considering a boxster Smurf after all this negativity and other vechile suggestions? hehe

Mr. Keets Grand Master

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"As if your car has anywhere near 500kws... :laugh:

"I cant get over the meat head (strong words but hey, truth hurts) mentality of some people...

The thread starter seems to like Porsches...if it makes you smile and you look forward to driving it then get it.

PS...im more a British sports car man, some like Porches etc...it seems some are die hard Nissan ppl, which is cool. But there are more automotive flavours to be savoured then just Nissan :woot: "

Nice one Roy. I'm going through the cars i wanted as a boy phase and i have my zilla...maybe i'll go the 930 next...or maybe a series 2.5 E type 4.2L.

As for the price, man you think buying a GT-R is a bit of a gamble try buying a $48K moddified 930 and see what happens :ninja:

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PORCHE = MAD

PORCHE BOXTER = GAY/SHIT/SLOW/GIRLS CAR

FOR THE SAME MONEY U CAN GET A SIMILLAR VINTAGE AUDI TT

BUT IF U WANT ROOFLESS FUN U CANT GET VERY FLASH AERO TOP SUPRA TT FOR LESS THAN 50G.

U WOULD GET WAY MORE ATTENTION IN A SUPS THAN A BOXTER.

SORRY TO BE A HATER BUT I SERIOUSLY RECKON PORCHE f**kED UP WITH THE BOXTER, BUT IT GIVES CHICKS A NICE CAR TO CRUISE IN

audi TT = VW golf

now that's a hair dresser car

boxter is a MR porsche, if they really stuffed it up you won't see the release of Cayman

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that is close to the funniest thing I have heard all week. audi TT over a porsche boxter... I can easily tell from here you have never driven or even been in either of them. possibly never even seen either in the flesh. it's a mystery to me how anyone could want a TT in this day and age.

phunky_monkey Grand Master

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audi TT = VW golf

now that's a hair dresser car

boxter is a MR porsche, if they really stuffed it up you won't see the release of Cayman

Hey, hey, hey, let's leave the Golf's out of it...

:ninja:

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from memory they are using the same chassis, aren't they?

yes they do but nothing wrong with the golf. plus the new AUDI TT just won "2006 drive car of the year" Drive

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boxster 0-100 = 6.6 sec. hmmm...hardly porsche perfomance. thats gona feel really slow going from ur 155rwkw r33.

get a black nissan 350z Track...... :( *drools....

r u still firmly considering a boxster Smurf after all this negativity and other vechile suggestions? hehe

Yep I'm still keen on the boxster despite the negativity.

I honestly think the negativity comes from those who have not driven a boxster and don't know how good the boxster is or believe people who buy such cars consider themselves superior.

I don't think I'm superior, i simply want a drivers car and now the boxster seems like reasonable value. Horespower isn't my number one objective and so a car that can do 0-100 in less than 7 seconds will do me. I spent a week driving a Peugot 206 GTI. Although not fast, it was definately enjoyable. The boxster should be all this and more.

Cheers

PS. I would think my car would do 0-100 in around 6 seconds so there may not be that much of a difference.

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PORCHE BOXTER = GAY/SHIT/SLOW/GIRLS CAR

FOR THE SAME MONEY U CAN GET A SIMILLAR VINTAGE AUDI TT

SORRY TO BE A HATER BUT I SERIOUSLY RECKON PORCHE f**kED UP WITH THE BOXTER

The only way you could look like more of a fag than driving a TT is by getting license plates that say MAN53X.

At least the Boxster handles like a proper sports car. Its a car for someone who wants to carve corners on a nice mountain or coastal road. Not a surfeit of power, but great to get the wind in the hair and a car that does what you tell it to, when you tell it to.

The TT is what happens when you let stylists anywhere near automotive design. Its not just a boring drive, the original TTs were dangerously unstable at high speeds.

If I were you, I'd be more sorry about being a f**kwit than being a hater. I'd ask you what's wrong with the Boxster, but I don't think you know jack shit. The Boxster is a proper Porsche. The Cayenne (and upcoming Panamera) are not.

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i simply want a drivers car and now the boxster seems like reasonable value. Horespower isn't my number one objective

In that case, buy a Mazda NC MX5 soft top, with the Touring pack.

You will look like a complete homo in a MX5, but you will love the way that car handles. And it'll be brand new, your servicing will cost around $250 a go from Mazda, and insurance will be lower.

Just give it a catback, to get some more noise and free up the top end a bit (the engine is quite flexible and torquey from low in the rev range, and has a great crackle on over-run) and maybe some swaybars to take out some of the bodyroll, and that is all you need do.

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If I were you, I'd be more sorry about being a f**kwit than being a hater. I'd ask you what's wrong with the Boxster, but I don't think you know jack shit. The Boxster is a proper Porsche. The Cayenne (and upcoming Panamera) are not.

Have you ever driven a Cayenne or Cayenne Turbo? I'm guessing you havent. I can safely say they a the best handling and best performing SUV on the market. Most of my workmates would choose a cayenne over one of the sports cars. For a big car they handle, they ride and you can take the family! A car that can truely be labelled "Sports Utility Vehicle. Unfortunately (or fortunately I can attest to the Cayenne's saftey after one I was in left in a sticky situation, which had the car ending up in a mud pit sliding sideways into an armco. If it had been any other car I wouldnt be here right now.

Smurf: It sound like your intentions are right. Don't listen to these knockers. DO IT. You wont regret it. if its a drivers car you want this is the car, LOOK NO FUTHER. Just get a 2.7 though if you cant stretch the 3.2 Boxster S, you wont regret it.

I walked away from that with only glass on me and scratches on my hand. (i was sitting in the front passengers seat.

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